Whoops, Photoshop
So I'm *supposed* to be editing the Torsten porn epic but oops, have just been sitting in Photoshop for a couple of hours making Jaffar bone the Princess. I think something in me just snapped and I needed to do something altogether different. And I miss my pretty, beautiful, mushy, poetic OTP.
DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I HATE HAVING TO RECREATE TWO THIRDS OF JAFFAR'S HEAD FROM SCRATCH, THOUGH? I should just make more pics where he bones her with his full robes on because oh my God, I am not good with this colourisation thing and usually it's the single most complicated aspect of the manips. And I've used this one single b/w photo for nearly all of the reconstructions so that I'm starting to think that maybe I should just make a separate colourised version of it so I can save time. It's really mindboggling that there's no real (meaning not colourised) colour material of Connie that isn't ToB. We've never, ever seen his real hair colour and I'm still not 100% on whether it was completely black or just a very dark shade of brown. Poor thing. You'd think someone would've wanted to capture those famous blue eyes on early colour film or something, too.
Also, I do have a problem in that a hell of a lot of the time, when it comes to het porn at least, James Deen is the only male model without crazy tattoos and a body type that lends itself well to all the hot skinny guys I want to make porn 'shops of. (Even though I have to skinnify him a bit more--I think I've used him for both Dave and Connie so far with various adjustments). But now that James is (deservedly) become huge amongst porn-happy fangirls, that'll make a lot of the picsets recognisable, so I don't know how much that'll fuck with the all-important suspension of disbelief when it comes to manips. Remember when in the pre-Tumblr days most porn was shite and stylish gay porn was so rare that you would get this certain set of gay porn pics that were ALWAYS used for slashy couples? Like that one B/W one of two guys lying down horizontally and one holding the other from behind? I've seen that used for Potter and Who and LotR and just about five billion fandoms. The availability of quality porn is just fucking amazing these days (again, thanks to Tumblr--I don't think I've ever seen as much quality stylish porn as I have on there) but that also does bring its own share of problems because a lot of people will have seen specific pics. *gulp*
There's still not enough slashy porn, though, and that makes me sad. And all male bisexual porn is still shit. What I wouldn't give for a site that had some proper, passionate MMF action between models that actually looked, well... not like skanky Ukrainian crackwhores, which is what most of that stuff still consists of. Or maybe there are a few random hairy French folks getting it on but... it's usually not up to the standards of Californian porn. (I've seen some cuckolding fetish ones that have been getting there, so maybe we'll just have to wait a couple of more years.) In the meantime, if I want hot MMF action and/or guys doing A2M or other extreme stuff female porn stars have to do all the time I still have to write it myself, damn it.
Speaking of porn and Connies and Tumblr, I got a bunch of new followers because of the Who stuff I posted and I'm just waiting to see how soon they'll leave once they realise the main focus of the blog. And once they realise I will continue to make posts like these: it feels like some form of internet flashing or streaking or something because HELLO WELCOME TO MY BRAIN'S GRAPHIC HARDCORE PORN IMAGE ASSOCIATIONS OF SCREEN HOTTIES, but I blame that on that time ushas42 linked to a facesitting gif in the context of James McAvoy, which I'm sure you will agree was a really appropriate context, given the fact that it's McAvoy's face we're talking about. Did I link to this gifset in the context of hot evil Connies yet because yes and yes? And why is there not hot porn of a chick sucking a cock out of another guy's arse or a guy sucking another guy's cock out of a hot chick's arse because CASABLANCA EXISTS AND STRASSER IS SO FUCKING TAKING IT UP THE ARSE FROM RENAULT ALL THE TIME
And my dirty mind would like to make it known she desperately needs to be involved with a scenario like this and have you ANY IDEA HOW HARD I CAME TO STRASSER SUCKING RENAULT ONCE HE'D BEEN BUMMING REFUGEE CHICK OR SAID CHICK SERVING RENAULT AFTER HE'D BLOWN A HUGE LOAD INSIDE STRASSER AND THEN FELCHING STRASSER AND ok, ok, I'll tell Mary Sue to shut up now. But please send Connie's boypussy; it's the most effective thing to shut her mouth up with.
DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I HATE HAVING TO RECREATE TWO THIRDS OF JAFFAR'S HEAD FROM SCRATCH, THOUGH? I should just make more pics where he bones her with his full robes on because oh my God, I am not good with this colourisation thing and usually it's the single most complicated aspect of the manips. And I've used this one single b/w photo for nearly all of the reconstructions so that I'm starting to think that maybe I should just make a separate colourised version of it so I can save time. It's really mindboggling that there's no real (meaning not colourised) colour material of Connie that isn't ToB. We've never, ever seen his real hair colour and I'm still not 100% on whether it was completely black or just a very dark shade of brown. Poor thing. You'd think someone would've wanted to capture those famous blue eyes on early colour film or something, too.
Also, I do have a problem in that a hell of a lot of the time, when it comes to het porn at least, James Deen is the only male model without crazy tattoos and a body type that lends itself well to all the hot skinny guys I want to make porn 'shops of. (Even though I have to skinnify him a bit more--I think I've used him for both Dave and Connie so far with various adjustments). But now that James is (deservedly) become huge amongst porn-happy fangirls, that'll make a lot of the picsets recognisable, so I don't know how much that'll fuck with the all-important suspension of disbelief when it comes to manips. Remember when in the pre-Tumblr days most porn was shite and stylish gay porn was so rare that you would get this certain set of gay porn pics that were ALWAYS used for slashy couples? Like that one B/W one of two guys lying down horizontally and one holding the other from behind? I've seen that used for Potter and Who and LotR and just about five billion fandoms. The availability of quality porn is just fucking amazing these days (again, thanks to Tumblr--I don't think I've ever seen as much quality stylish porn as I have on there) but that also does bring its own share of problems because a lot of people will have seen specific pics. *gulp*
There's still not enough slashy porn, though, and that makes me sad. And all male bisexual porn is still shit. What I wouldn't give for a site that had some proper, passionate MMF action between models that actually looked, well... not like skanky Ukrainian crackwhores, which is what most of that stuff still consists of. Or maybe there are a few random hairy French folks getting it on but... it's usually not up to the standards of Californian porn. (I've seen some cuckolding fetish ones that have been getting there, so maybe we'll just have to wait a couple of more years.) In the meantime, if I want hot MMF action and/or guys doing A2M or other extreme stuff female porn stars have to do all the time I still have to write it myself, damn it.
Speaking of porn and Connies and Tumblr, I got a bunch of new followers because of the Who stuff I posted and I'm just waiting to see how soon they'll leave once they realise the main focus of the blog. And once they realise I will continue to make posts like these: it feels like some form of internet flashing or streaking or something because HELLO WELCOME TO MY BRAIN'S GRAPHIC HARDCORE PORN IMAGE ASSOCIATIONS OF SCREEN HOTTIES, but I blame that on that time ushas42 linked to a facesitting gif in the context of James McAvoy, which I'm sure you will agree was a really appropriate context, given the fact that it's McAvoy's face we're talking about. Did I link to this gifset in the context of hot evil Connies yet because yes and yes? And why is there not hot porn of a chick sucking a cock out of another guy's arse or a guy sucking another guy's cock out of a hot chick's arse because CASABLANCA EXISTS AND STRASSER IS SO FUCKING TAKING IT UP THE ARSE FROM RENAULT ALL THE TIME
And my dirty mind would like to make it known she desperately needs to be involved with a scenario like this and have you ANY IDEA HOW HARD I CAME TO STRASSER SUCKING RENAULT ONCE HE'D BEEN BUMMING REFUGEE CHICK OR SAID CHICK SERVING RENAULT AFTER HE'D BLOWN A HUGE LOAD INSIDE STRASSER AND THEN FELCHING STRASSER AND ok, ok, I'll tell Mary Sue to shut up now. But please send Connie's boypussy; it's the most effective thing to shut her mouth up with.