I'm sorry I'm spamming but I have to do this or I'll burst
...I've just written some more acts so kinky I haven't even made the Master do anything like that to the Doctor. (I mean, I could have, but holy shit, fresh new evil kinks). I... just... uh... and that's on top of the huge daddy issues. Lars-Erik Barring was an orphan, so Laura Erika is that too, so the daddy issues are about Hiddleston-sized right here.
Also, I've described the whoresmoking and compared it to certain sexual acts in (porno)graphic detail. (Yes, I know that's Sevigne and not Torsten, but it's just about the most perfect illustration of the Veidtwhoresmoke ever captured on film.)
Far be it from me to suggest there's anything dodgy in a man who opens his mouth really wide and inserts a long cylindrical object into it and lets the resulting burst of white stuff dribble past his lips with sensual abandon.
Also, I've described the whoresmoking and compared it to certain sexual acts in (porno)graphic detail. (Yes, I know that's Sevigne and not Torsten, but it's just about the most perfect illustration of the Veidtwhoresmoke ever captured on film.)
Far be it from me to suggest there's anything dodgy in a man who opens his mouth really wide and inserts a long cylindrical object into it and lets the resulting burst of white stuff dribble past his lips with sensual abandon.