Yes, Jamie, it's a big one
-So apparently that thing about the lost Who eps is legit. I am torn. I don't even want to think about it until the announcement because I know I'll just be going over all the ones *I'd* want to see and Salamander/Two mindfuck duel okay I'd just be terribly disappointed if those weren't the ones they've found. BUT LET US ALL REMEMBER THAT TWO/JAMIE GROPING IS STATISTICALLY THE LIKELIEST THING TO EMERGE FROM OUT OF THIS.
-And apparently, on the day before the 50th Whoniversary, there's a Connie thing on at a London film museum and I'm basically screaming because I can't be there. Two epic Grouseobsessions on one weekend? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I am going to rob a fucking bank. I bet the next thing they'll announce is Simmy doing Shakespeare on the Sunday just because the Universe is cruel that way. *grabbyhands*
-Also, it's official. I'm fucking addicted to coconut. I've homphed 200 grams of lightly sweetened coconut cream bites today and my stomach is going to kill me tomorrow. But. But. COCONUTS. [Visualise a Grouse covered in coconut milk bukkake and writhing ecstatically upon the floor]
-And apparently, on the day before the 50th Whoniversary, there's a Connie thing on at a London film museum and I'm basically screaming because I can't be there. Two epic Grouseobsessions on one weekend? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I am going to rob a fucking bank. I bet the next thing they'll announce is Simmy doing Shakespeare on the Sunday just because the Universe is cruel that way. *grabbyhands*
-Also, it's official. I'm fucking addicted to coconut. I've homphed 200 grams of lightly sweetened coconut cream bites today and my stomach is going to kill me tomorrow. But. But. COCONUTS. [Visualise a Grouse covered in coconut milk bukkake and writhing ecstatically upon the floor]