What slash?
I am still trying to avoid proofreading and polishing my het epic come to terms with the fact I haven't really written proper slash of this:
You know how in the olden days, slashers had to use the trope of "let's put the characters on a planet/in a society that works like ancient Greece or something like that so they are forced to have hot gay sex"? I HAVE A SOCIETY HERE WHERE UPPERCLASS MEN REPEATEDLY BUMMED UPPERCLASS BOYS. And a villain based on a real guy whose caliph asked him to instruct his sons in manly pleasures. And one of my headcanons insists Jaffar did bum him at one point and that's why he hates him. And yet I can't bring myself to write slash of these two. JFC.
Mostly it's because I still have an aversion to obviously abusive scenarios and pretty much every one I can think of would be pretty much about Jaffar being an evil noncey uncle bumming poor innocent teenager Ahmad. I've even wanked to scenarios where Jaffar fucks the Princess in the dungeon and forces Ahmad to watch and I've felt guilty about that, even if Jaffar (and secretly the Princess and usually secretly Ahmad, too) has gotten off on it.
That, and I am still in something of a crisis over my current lust object having sucked more cock IRL than any of my previous lust objects put together and I still haven't written proper hot gay manslash of him. It seems like a waste. Although what with the current scenarios I have in mind, two (2) include scenes where Jaffar finally gets to have sex with other guys and we get to watch it unfold. I honestly am just desperate to have this guy on his back on a bed with another, hugely hung guy folding his legs against his body and fucking his pink little vizierarse so hard he *mewls*.
Also, speaking of RL pervery, I was clipping the few scenes where Connie and John Justin actually interact properly (basically this one and the bit at the ramparts) and most of the time, it just looks like John is trying either to a) not to crack the fuck up because Connie's going totally OTT in his ear (Mixx vit ze crouddds! Go inzu zeir hauuuzez! 1:14 onwards, seriously; it looks like he's this close to trying to swallow his moustache to keep from laughing), or b) inwardly going "halp ohgodhalp I have a 6 ft 3 pervert breathing down my back ohgodhalp".
But, yeah. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SOON WRITE THE HOT GAY MANSLASH. If Jaffar only allows me to.
You know how in the olden days, slashers had to use the trope of "let's put the characters on a planet/in a society that works like ancient Greece or something like that so they are forced to have hot gay sex"? I HAVE A SOCIETY HERE WHERE UPPERCLASS MEN REPEATEDLY BUMMED UPPERCLASS BOYS. And a villain based on a real guy whose caliph asked him to instruct his sons in manly pleasures. And one of my headcanons insists Jaffar did bum him at one point and that's why he hates him. And yet I can't bring myself to write slash of these two. JFC.
Mostly it's because I still have an aversion to obviously abusive scenarios and pretty much every one I can think of would be pretty much about Jaffar being an evil noncey uncle bumming poor innocent teenager Ahmad. I've even wanked to scenarios where Jaffar fucks the Princess in the dungeon and forces Ahmad to watch and I've felt guilty about that, even if Jaffar (and secretly the Princess and usually secretly Ahmad, too) has gotten off on it.
That, and I am still in something of a crisis over my current lust object having sucked more cock IRL than any of my previous lust objects put together and I still haven't written proper hot gay manslash of him. It seems like a waste. Although what with the current scenarios I have in mind, two (2) include scenes where Jaffar finally gets to have sex with other guys and we get to watch it unfold. I honestly am just desperate to have this guy on his back on a bed with another, hugely hung guy folding his legs against his body and fucking his pink little vizierarse so hard he *mewls*.
Also, speaking of RL pervery, I was clipping the few scenes where Connie and John Justin actually interact properly (basically this one and the bit at the ramparts) and most of the time, it just looks like John is trying either to a) not to crack the fuck up because Connie's going totally OTT in his ear (Mixx vit ze crouddds! Go inzu zeir hauuuzez! 1:14 onwards, seriously; it looks like he's this close to trying to swallow his moustache to keep from laughing), or b) inwardly going "halp ohgodhalp I have a 6 ft 3 pervert breathing down my back ohgodhalp".
But, yeah. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SOON WRITE THE HOT GAY MANSLASH. If Jaffar only allows me to.