Wherein I talk about Tumblr not on Tumblr for I'm not insane enough to text/personal blog on Tumblr
-It's probably telling that every time there's a new meme these days, I immediately think "is this a Hannibal thing?" I wasn't sure if the whole flower crown meme on Tumblr was that, but it seems to have started as some teenybopper thing, I see. Ah, well, I jumped on the bandwagon and made the gothiest one ever (you can go home now) and this, because poor Jaffar needed comforting. It's probably sad how long I spent on those, especially considering Jaffar is some sort of anti-reblogtonite. Whatevz; my boyfriend doesn't deserve to be left out of anything that makes him into a pretty, pretty princess.
-Computer woes and health woes continue but at least I have a) my data and b) medications, so that's something.
-Speaking of baffling memes, there's some sort of trend for coprophagic usernames on Tumblr right now or something o_O Like the names of various foodstuffs but with "poo" in them or something. I've had two or three reblog my stuff within the past few days. Ew. Maybe the world is trying to remind me I still do have some squicks after all? Tumblr does have the best usernames hiding underneath all the impalatardishogwartsbakerstreet-type ones, though. I think my favourite so far was a Muse fan who called themselves "supermassive-butthole". I don't know why that still makes me laugh like a loon; possibly because I'm still twelve. "underpantscharleston" always makes me cackle as well, because it's naughty and utterly sweet at the same time. I still think I should change the header of my blog at least, if not the name (because it's not like anyone ever remembers what "aikainkauna" stands for anyway unless they're a Finnish Whovian or something) to better reflect its current content but I really don't know what I should stick there. Quotes from A Woman's Face might come across as too melodramatic or teen-Satanisty, so IDKWTF.
-Also, people who put captions and comments on porn gifs/images in general need to fuck off and die. 99,9% of the time they're just so embarrassing and bad. It's like you look at this gorgeous picture with a fantastic mood in it and then some teenage twat goes "ugh do dis u me hun ~Your Slave" and I'm like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. I don't care who you are! I don't care about the conversations you're having with your boyfriend on your blog right now! Shut the fuck up! It's like people who talk during a film while you're at the cinema or something. Except it's worse with porn because it's bound to be corny and totally ruin the #1 thing that makes porn work: the fact that you can insert your own interpretations and fantasies and stuff into it. That's what visual porn is for, full stop--it is about humping anonymous naked bodies exactly so that you can insert your own characters or fantasies or yourself into the scenario. It's a blank slate. And then some idiot's view comes in and ruins something that was beautiful just as a picture, not as words--and again, it's always so corny it's embarrassing and just... yuck. I've left so many otherwise gorgeous pics unreblogged because even when I try to squint and not look at the caption, I've accidentally had to read a word or two while deleting the text and it's made me so angry or nauseated I've just wanted to punch a hole in the screen. Don't tell me what I should see in a picture that isn't even your creation, bitch. That sort of crap goes in the tags or on blogging platforms that don't operate by reblogging so that people don't have to wipe your shit off an otherwise beautiful image if they want to see it.
Oh, yeah, hi, my name is Grouse and I have pet peeves. I've only had about three hours of sleep last night, so forgive me. Blogging is basically the only thing I can do right now because I'm too groggy for fic and I don't have access to all my files or enough RAM/graphics card power for epic giffage. God knows when I'll get back to sleep, but I hope that when I do, I will thunk for like 12 hours and/or forever because I'm so knackered.
-Computer woes and health woes continue but at least I have a) my data and b) medications, so that's something.
-Speaking of baffling memes, there's some sort of trend for coprophagic usernames on Tumblr right now or something o_O Like the names of various foodstuffs but with "poo" in them or something. I've had two or three reblog my stuff within the past few days. Ew. Maybe the world is trying to remind me I still do have some squicks after all? Tumblr does have the best usernames hiding underneath all the impalatardishogwartsbakerstreet-type ones, though. I think my favourite so far was a Muse fan who called themselves "supermassive-butthole". I don't know why that still makes me laugh like a loon; possibly because I'm still twelve. "underpantscharleston" always makes me cackle as well, because it's naughty and utterly sweet at the same time. I still think I should change the header of my blog at least, if not the name (because it's not like anyone ever remembers what "aikainkauna" stands for anyway unless they're a Finnish Whovian or something) to better reflect its current content but I really don't know what I should stick there. Quotes from A Woman's Face might come across as too melodramatic or teen-Satanisty, so IDKWTF.
-Also, people who put captions and comments on porn gifs/images in general need to fuck off and die. 99,9% of the time they're just so embarrassing and bad. It's like you look at this gorgeous picture with a fantastic mood in it and then some teenage twat goes "ugh do dis u me hun ~Your Slave" and I'm like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. I don't care who you are! I don't care about the conversations you're having with your boyfriend on your blog right now! Shut the fuck up! It's like people who talk during a film while you're at the cinema or something. Except it's worse with porn because it's bound to be corny and totally ruin the #1 thing that makes porn work: the fact that you can insert your own interpretations and fantasies and stuff into it. That's what visual porn is for, full stop--it is about humping anonymous naked bodies exactly so that you can insert your own characters or fantasies or yourself into the scenario. It's a blank slate. And then some idiot's view comes in and ruins something that was beautiful just as a picture, not as words--and again, it's always so corny it's embarrassing and just... yuck. I've left so many otherwise gorgeous pics unreblogged because even when I try to squint and not look at the caption, I've accidentally had to read a word or two while deleting the text and it's made me so angry or nauseated I've just wanted to punch a hole in the screen. Don't tell me what I should see in a picture that isn't even your creation, bitch. That sort of crap goes in the tags or on blogging platforms that don't operate by reblogging so that people don't have to wipe your shit off an otherwise beautiful image if they want to see it.
Oh, yeah, hi, my name is Grouse and I have pet peeves. I've only had about three hours of sleep last night, so forgive me. Blogging is basically the only thing I can do right now because I'm too groggy for fic and I don't have access to all my files or enough RAM/graphics card power for epic giffage. God knows when I'll get back to sleep, but I hope that when I do, I will thunk for like 12 hours and/or forever because I'm so knackered.