Someone should poke me on the 25th of this month and remind me that it's the anniversary of me finding
this thing on a gothy blog and going "GOD DAMN" and "This guy was so awesome; I totally need to watch more of his movies." And that that day shall forever be known as the day I sunk into a sexual hell. Around the 10th of July, I watched The Student of Prague and it was all downhill from there.
I love how in the notes, someone called him "the male vamp" and they could not have been more accurate.
How in the fuck is it nearly a year, though? I'm not sure if my body or my sanity can take much more. I was going to type "my vagina can't take much more" but it's not like that'd be accurate because with *those* eyes, he's just giving you a full-body slamfuck anyway. While sucking out your soul and bumming it without lube as well. He doesn't even have to play an evil character; a Byronic hero will do to utterly wreck your heart and soul:
And the fucking bastard will make you enjoy it as well. *sob*