Rather pleased with the way this scan turned out, considering the original was a tiny cigarette/chocolate card little larger than a stamp (click for bigger):
![](http://snowgrouse.aikamuna.org/Veidt/jaffarcard.jpg)
I know I should not be buying crap off eBay but it was only two bucks and fuckit, you can see why I caved. Handsome, commanding motherfucking bastard. It really doesn't help that's from the scene where he casts a determined eye on the sleeping pwinzezz and says "Love ze haz yet zu leern Love she has yet to learn. And I am here to teach her." Is... is that meant to be frightening sexual threat from a dangerous villain? I think they failed tragically at that. Pretty sure half the women in the audience were screaming "YES, PLEASE! TEACH ME NOW!" internally.
...no, I'm still not writing. Fuck. Someone send Jaffar over to help me stop procrastinating.