Off to my other home country
Right, that's me off to the UK for blazingskies's and greyfore's wedding and to drown lonemagpie and sweetheartwhale in Connies. Won't be posting much, I don't think, but shall be back on Sunday if all goes well. Behave yourselves and don't do anything I wouldn't d--
...ok, that isn't much, is it?
And clearly, since I am blogging about travelling and marriage, it's a good excuse to leave you with this gif. MAYBE IT IS THE LAST GIF I WILL EVER POST. YOU NEVER KNOW. Therefore, you need something that's historical and somehow related to porn and features something queer/kinky in it. Because la la la la la, I am exercising my mighty powers of shipping and completely isolating it from its context and it's totally a shot of a newly wedded couple massively in love on a romantic pleasure cruise on the Arabian Sea. And not the heroine smiling only because the villain who kidnapped her has said he loves her so much that he is willing to be her total manbitch and is now letting her go home. Come to think of it, that's actually quite romantic anyway once you get past the "after just having drowned her boyfriend" part and Jaffar is totally hoping for some femdom action once they get back to Basra and once he can remember where he put the jade dildo and the orange blossom oil.
...shuddup, I love my beautiful princess and I would do anything to make her happy.
June Duprez, too.
Anyway, love you guys. See you later!
...ok, that isn't much, is it?
And clearly, since I am blogging about travelling and marriage, it's a good excuse to leave you with this gif. MAYBE IT IS THE LAST GIF I WILL EVER POST. YOU NEVER KNOW. Therefore, you need something that's historical and somehow related to porn and features something queer/kinky in it. Because la la la la la, I am exercising my mighty powers of shipping and completely isolating it from its context and it's totally a shot of a newly wedded couple massively in love on a romantic pleasure cruise on the Arabian Sea. And not the heroine smiling only because the villain who kidnapped her has said he loves her so much that he is willing to be her total manbitch and is now letting her go home. Come to think of it, that's actually quite romantic anyway once you get past the "after just having drowned her boyfriend" part and Jaffar is totally hoping for some femdom action once they get back to Basra and once he can remember where he put the jade dildo and the orange blossom oil.
...shuddup, I love my beautiful princess and I would do anything to make her happy.
June Duprez, too.
Anyway, love you guys. See you later!