Oh, and

[snowgrouse]

...I've never really had a thing for citrus scents (I tend to associate them with household cleaning products or handwash and whatnot anyway) but, um...

...H&M had a sale on and they had orange blossom body lotion for 2 e

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[lonemagpie]

How sexy something is so often depends upon who it's on...

[snowgrouse]

That is very true. I used to have a lady friend who I was *cough* very friendly with. And she used this one specific fabric softener on her clothes, so later I realised I'd started to associate that fabric softener's scent with hot lesbian sex. So one day at work, this ditzy bimbo girl I didn't get along with at all walked past me and her clothes smelled of the same detergent and I just mentally went LASKDHAÖLSKHXJCJCKCK and my lady bits did a backflip. It was the strangest thing.

But when it comes to the orange blossoms, put this together with this and you would be getting very close to what orange blossoms make me think of right now... |-q

[lonemagpie]

So much beauty in those links - I'll be in my bunk...

[snowgrouse]

You're in for a ride once you get round to reading the actual pr0nz, let me tell you... oh, and hers is made of jade instead of glass, but it is nice and glass-smooth and slick and slim, perfect for a little princess's sweet little bottom. And Jaffar likes to *watch*...

...god damn it, I was all "NO SEX TALK" earlier today because I'm still hurting so much from the con germs, but I must be getting better since I've slipped into porn mode, haven't I? DAMN IT! *shakes fist at the universe*

[mogwai_do]

No sympathy - you did it to yourself ;)

[snowgrouse]

I DON'T EVEN LIKE CITRUS SMELLS. Neither does my cat. She's been wrinkling her nose at me all day. I curse the day I ever set my eyes on this book about medieval Islamic sex customs...

[swordsart]

A wise purchase indeed, my friend ;)

[snowgrouse]

It's ridiculous because it's not a me scent at all (I'm much more of a rose/jasmine/sandalwood/patchouli/French brothel kind of girl). But let's just say that yesterday, when I was feeling all hot and bothered and needed to do something about it, I put some of the lotion on my arms before, ahem, doing something about it. And when body heat rose the way it does with those activities, that scent just filled my bedroom and rubbed off on the sheets and oh my god.

P.S. Did you get round to watching A Woman's Face? Let me know if/when you do, because omfg.

[swordsart]

Yeah, the scent I wear is a vanilla sandalwood oil... I typically wear it most when I'm going on a date or paying attention to myself, heh.

Seriously, I've been stroking my (non-existent) beard and going "Hmmm!" at the idea of getting some orange blossom oil since I read that fic...

I just checked my Netflix and you were correct about different regions not having certain movies D:

Hmph. I'll have to start Googling "Watch Conrad Veidt Woman's Face free online!!!!!1"

[snowgrouse]

You needn't, as there's always this. No streaming versions, however, but the d/l is a good quality file. Let me know if I can be of assistance in any other way when it comes to watching that particular film.