Oh my god
I just realised.
versaphile is the curly-haired, dark-eyed, evil writing fucking genius who loves stabbing people in the heart and twisting the knife.
I'm the evil ginger accomplice with a taste for the gothic, an obsession with the 17th century and hot gay sex and a desire to eviscerate people who can't spell.
HANG ON, WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS PATTERN BEFORE
IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WRITE DOCTOR WHO FANFIC FOR TOO LONG
SOMEBODY HELP
versaphile is the curly-haired, dark-eyed, evil writing fucking genius who loves stabbing people in the heart and twisting the knife.
I'm the evil ginger accomplice with a taste for the gothic, an obsession with the 17th century and hot gay sex and a desire to eviscerate people who can't spell.
HANG ON, WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS PATTERN BEFORE
IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WRITE DOCTOR WHO FANFIC FOR TOO LONG
SOMEBODY HELP