I can't believe I missed this the first time I watched it because I was so fucking drunk and because Bogie was talking so fast and--
I HAVE SPENT AN ENTIRE FUCKING HOUR LAUGHING AND I AM IN ACTUAL FUCKING AGONY IN EVERY PART OF MY BODY
And again, it would have been fucking hysterical from a slashy POV to begin with, but the fact that it's Berlin's prettiest little princess just makes it so much more... yep.
P.S. Did you know they actually considered Connie for Joel Cairo? Now you do. That would've been... interesting, to say the least.