I'll just leave this here
To just, you know, show you all why I will never have a boyfriend and will die alone with seventy cats gnawing on my corpse.
And now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch A Woman's Face on my parents' giant telly and if you don't hear from me, I will have died from bleeding ovaries. But what a way to go.
ETA: Holy shit, I didn't even realise I never posted this, even if I wrote it early in the afternoon. But I was true to my word:
And that photo, ladies and gentlemen, encapsulates my entire life.
And now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch A Woman's Face on my parents' giant telly and if you don't hear from me, I will have died from bleeding ovaries. But what a way to go.
ETA: Holy shit, I didn't even realise I never posted this, even if I wrote it early in the afternoon. But I was true to my word:
And that photo, ladies and gentlemen, encapsulates my entire life.