Water is your ally
It's a shame Darrow's new B7 novel about post-Gauda Prime Avon is only coming out in May and not before Redemption. Because... well, those of you familiar with A Terrible Novel and Man of Iron, can you imagine what a beauty that thing will be? Can... can you imagine? I'm actually thinking of buying it (no, really) just so I could sit back and read it with a huge bucket of something very very alcoholic. (That bucket will also come in handy with the eventual barfing and tears the novel is likely to induce).
Please, *god*, if it doesn't have a double-bladed knife with a serrated fucking edge I am going to be SO DISAPPOINTED.
Extra points for sort-of-incest and bursting inside women and rampant homophobia and pump-action shotguns. And and and remember when A Terrible Novel had like three Marty Stus? THREE? I... I think I'm going to have to cry a bit in advance at what a fucking masterpiece this will be. *sob*
Please, *god*, if it doesn't have a double-bladed knife with a serrated fucking edge I am going to be SO DISAPPOINTED.
Extra points for sort-of-incest and bursting inside women and rampant homophobia and pump-action shotguns. And and and remember when A Terrible Novel had like three Marty Stus? THREE? I... I think I'm going to have to cry a bit in advance at what a fucking masterpiece this will be. *sob*