Random character mehm thingy
Right, am starting on answers to this meme, but keep the suggestions coming:D. This is way too much fun.
For crystal_ss:
Vila and Avon go out clubbing. What kind of club do they go to? (Techno, gay, bondage, etc.)
It's a leather bar (for Avon) with lots of strong booze (for Vila). *ggggg*
Dave!Casanova and Gene Hunt are pulled in by the authorities for committing a crime with one another. What crime did they commit?
The Guv saw Dave!Casanova and told him to "Go fuck yerself." Casanova actually gave it a go.
Chiana, the Master and Donna Noble have a threesome. How did this come about?
The Master was stalking Donna because she's half Doctor and half human woman now, and he finds he likes both of them in the same package. Donna pulled out a strap-on, the Master whimpered and Chiana just happened to be walking by and heard their sex noises. And, well, this is Chiana we're talking about. She asked Donna if she needed help and Donna complained about Mr. Squintface being a bit too loud, so Chiana promptly sat on his face. And everyone was happy.
For justwolf:
Jack Sparrow, Sam Tyler, and Donna Noble meet outside a theatre. What do they talk about?
Sam wants to discuss the plight of modern man as evidenced in the arty-farty play he's just seen and Jack and Donna are asking for directions to the nearest pub. When Donna isn't swatting Jack off her boobs with a rolled-up copy of Hello magazine. Sam gets sad because nobody seems to care about his existential angst and he bursts into tears.
The Master writes a letter to Servalan. What's it about?
He proposes to her. And says they could rule the universe together, hand in hand. Servalan replies with an envelope full of anthrax.
Clyde Langer tried to dominate the Doctor. How does that work out?
Clyde is probably a bit too young for *that* kind of domination, but the next time they meet up, he so takes charge of the investigation of whatever it is and completely and utterly pwnz the Doctor. The Doctor ends up sulking and biting his lower lip and crying on Sarah's shoulder about it. Because Clyde motherfuckin' Langer is just that amazing.
For severa:
Sam Tyler has to kill either Chiana or Alex Drake to save the world. Which will Sam sacrifice?
Oh, Sam will sacrifice Alex, because she lives in the Guvverse and he suspects she's either a figment or already dead or both. Although he'd probably suspect a white-haired alien chick was a figment as well, but he's sure Alex is the key to it all. Poor Alex.
For marah_sarie:
River Song and Servalan are sent on a special mission by Gene Hunt. What do they have to do and do they succeed?
The Guv thinks they'd be the perfect undercover agents for a mission on which they both have to pose as MILF porn performers. Needless to say, River and Servie are not pleased about this and carry out a massive diamond heist instead and leave the Guv fuming. And then they go and have awesome lesbian sex on a bed full of diamonds.
For pineapple_sky:
Gene Hunt and Jack Sparrow are on a mission to climb Mount Everest. Do they get on well? Will they end up killing each other/shagging/plaiting each other's hair? Do they fight over who gets the comfy sleeping bag, or do they snuggle up together for warmth? ;)
They'll never even make it to the first summit, they'll be in the bar in the valley getting absolutely shit-faced on rum and Scotch. *g* The Guv calls Jack a painted poof about 2810874 times during the night before he passes out. And then mumbles about Sam in his sleep. Jack shrugs and steals the rest of his booze.
Alex Drake, and Chris Skelton get trapped in a bank vault with an unsuspecting River Song. What happens? And why are they in a bank vault? *g*
River was going to nick some more diamonds but Alex and Chris caught her red-handed. Unfortunately, there's a minor earthquake and the door to the vault gets slammed shut. It's fuck or die tiems and Alex and River shag each other stupid while Chris passes out from sheer excitement, with his pants around his ankles. Oh, Chris.
For crystal_ss:
Vila and Avon go out clubbing. What kind of club do they go to? (Techno, gay, bondage, etc.)
It's a leather bar (for Avon) with lots of strong booze (for Vila). *ggggg*
Dave!Casanova and Gene Hunt are pulled in by the authorities for committing a crime with one another. What crime did they commit?
The Guv saw Dave!Casanova and told him to "Go fuck yerself." Casanova actually gave it a go.
Chiana, the Master and Donna Noble have a threesome. How did this come about?
The Master was stalking Donna because she's half Doctor and half human woman now, and he finds he likes both of them in the same package. Donna pulled out a strap-on, the Master whimpered and Chiana just happened to be walking by and heard their sex noises. And, well, this is Chiana we're talking about. She asked Donna if she needed help and Donna complained about Mr. Squintface being a bit too loud, so Chiana promptly sat on his face. And everyone was happy.
For justwolf:
Jack Sparrow, Sam Tyler, and Donna Noble meet outside a theatre. What do they talk about?
Sam wants to discuss the plight of modern man as evidenced in the arty-farty play he's just seen and Jack and Donna are asking for directions to the nearest pub. When Donna isn't swatting Jack off her boobs with a rolled-up copy of Hello magazine. Sam gets sad because nobody seems to care about his existential angst and he bursts into tears.
The Master writes a letter to Servalan. What's it about?
He proposes to her. And says they could rule the universe together, hand in hand. Servalan replies with an envelope full of anthrax.
Clyde Langer tried to dominate the Doctor. How does that work out?
Clyde is probably a bit too young for *that* kind of domination, but the next time they meet up, he so takes charge of the investigation of whatever it is and completely and utterly pwnz the Doctor. The Doctor ends up sulking and biting his lower lip and crying on Sarah's shoulder about it. Because Clyde motherfuckin' Langer is just that amazing.
For severa:
Sam Tyler has to kill either Chiana or Alex Drake to save the world. Which will Sam sacrifice?
Oh, Sam will sacrifice Alex, because she lives in the Guvverse and he suspects she's either a figment or already dead or both. Although he'd probably suspect a white-haired alien chick was a figment as well, but he's sure Alex is the key to it all. Poor Alex.
For marah_sarie:
River Song and Servalan are sent on a special mission by Gene Hunt. What do they have to do and do they succeed?
The Guv thinks they'd be the perfect undercover agents for a mission on which they both have to pose as MILF porn performers. Needless to say, River and Servie are not pleased about this and carry out a massive diamond heist instead and leave the Guv fuming. And then they go and have awesome lesbian sex on a bed full of diamonds.
For pineapple_sky:
Gene Hunt and Jack Sparrow are on a mission to climb Mount Everest. Do they get on well? Will they end up killing each other/shagging/plaiting each other's hair? Do they fight over who gets the comfy sleeping bag, or do they snuggle up together for warmth? ;)
They'll never even make it to the first summit, they'll be in the bar in the valley getting absolutely shit-faced on rum and Scotch. *g* The Guv calls Jack a painted poof about 2810874 times during the night before he passes out. And then mumbles about Sam in his sleep. Jack shrugs and steals the rest of his booze.
Alex Drake, and Chris Skelton get trapped in a bank vault with an unsuspecting River Song. What happens? And why are they in a bank vault? *g*
River was going to nick some more diamonds but Alex and Chris caught her red-handed. Unfortunately, there's a minor earthquake and the door to the vault gets slammed shut. It's fuck or die tiems and Alex and River shag each other stupid while Chris passes out from sheer excitement, with his pants around his ankles. Oh, Chris.