Walking is bad for you
What do you put on a muscle if you've pulled it and it hurts to walk? I sprained my right calf or some such shit when walking into town today. I was going downhill and my shoelaces were a bit loose and my foot hit the ground too hard or something. I was also wearing tight stockings and they may have been squeezing my legs like buggery. I actually caused myself an injury through non-sexual means. I am APPALLED. This is not doing my reputation any good.
I have rosemary oil and also numbity cream (with lidocaine and stuff). Which one should I put on? I thought of ice, but I only have a tiny shitty ice box inna fridge and it doesn't have an ice cube tray and I'm out of frozen veg. Should I duct tape the cat on my leg? Can you buy leg massages from scantily clad Daves on eBay? TELL ME.
I have rosemary oil and also numbity cream (with lidocaine and stuff). Which one should I put on? I thought of ice, but I only have a tiny shitty ice box inna fridge and it doesn't have an ice cube tray and I'm out of frozen veg. Should I duct tape the cat on my leg? Can you buy leg massages from scantily clad Daves on eBay? TELL ME.