WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage = mineral water.
2. last phone call = Computer shop.
3. last text message = Uhh, account balance notification from the bank, I think...
4. last song you listened to = Probably LIKE A BOSS. Again.
5. last time you cried = I got a bit wibbly the other day from tirededness. I'm actually so tired right now I can't remember.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice = Uh, as in, gone on a date with them two times or had an on-and-off relationship? If the latter, yes...
7. been cheated on = Yes.
8. kissed someone & regretted it = Only when I've made an arse out of myself...
9. lost someone special = Yes.
10. been depressed = Yes.
11. been drunk and threw up = Ahhh, teenager meme. Let me hug you. Yes. I have. Several times.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Black.
13. Emerald green.
14. Deep purple.
LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend = I guess so, yeah.
16. Fallen out of love = Had my heart broken, but I'm not sure if I fell out of love, to be precise. I just had to give that person up.
17. Laughed until you cried = Yes.
18. Met someone who changed you = Everyone you meet changes you a little.
19. Found out who your true friends were = Yes.
20. Found out someone was talking about you = No shit.
21. Kissed anyone on your friends list = Yes.
GENERAL:
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life = Can't be arsed to count. But about half?
23. What do you prefer coffee or tea= Both.
24. Do you have any pets = The Behemoth says hello.
25. Do you want to change your name = Possibly my surname, so it would be easier to write and pronounce.
26. What did you do for your last birthday = Played with Doctor/Master action figures.
27. What time did you wake up today = Two AM-ish. Pam pinged me.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Sleeping.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = To move out of this flat.
30. Last time you saw your mother = today.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = Too many to mention.
32. What are you listening to right now = The hum of the computer.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = I've done more than that with a Tom...
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = Lack of time to myself. I don't even have enough time to sleep.
35. Most visited webpage = My webmail and LJ.
36. Where do you want to be right now? = Asleep.
37. Nicknames = Grouse, Krizu, Teh Krz, Pot
38. Relationship Status = We give ourselves so that Saxon might live.
39. Zodiac sign = Virgo.
40. Male or female? = I am writing this from behind a pair of giant boobs.
41. Elementary? = who the fuck cares.
42. Middle School = You wouldn't know what the fuck it was either.
44. Hair color = Ginja.
45. Long or short = Long. Very.
46. Height = 5ft fuckall.
47. Do you have a crush on someone? =
48. What do you like about yourself? = Branez? But it's a curse to have them, because that also makes you into an anal-retentive smartarse git. And neurotic as fuck. Um... I don't torture small animals?
49 Piercings = Ears, left nostril.
50. Tattoos = nope. I could never decide what to get.
51. Righty or lefty= right-handed.
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery = a hernia when I was seven. I ran around like crazy as a kid and have always been super-bendy.
53. First piercing = Uhhh, ears when I was twelve?
54. First best friend = someone called Terhi.
55. First kiss = depends on what you mean.
56. First vacation = probably to Stockholm? If you mean abroad?
58. First crush = the earliest I can remember was the Disney Robin Hood fox dude.
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating = Just had mince and veg.
60. Drinking = water.
61. I’m about to = crash.
62. Listening to = I already told you! The computer!
63. Waiting for = sleeeeeeeeeeeeep.
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? = Fuck, no.
65. Get Married? = Not very likely. It might work if we lived in separate houses.
66. Career? = Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
WHICH IS BETTER
67. Lips or eyes = Eyes.
68. Hugs or kisses = Hugs.
69. Shorter or taller= anything goes.
70. Older or Younger = older.
71. Romantic or spontaneous = Romantic with a capital R.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = as long as they aren't beefy, I don't care one way or the other.
73. Sensitive or loud = Sensitive.
74. Hook-up or relationship = Errrr. Depends on the definition. Whichever works best at the time, of course.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = Errrr. I'm kind of both. I'm nervous and antsy and inhbited as fuck and then I end up exploding and nagging anyway. Can't I pick some sort of healthier middle road between the two?
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger = Define stranger.
78. Lost glasses/contacts = Yeah. Still haven't recovered my proper ones.
79. Sex on first date = Sure, if the chemistry is right.
80. Broken someone’s heart = May have.
81. Had your own heart broken = Yeah.
82. Been arrested = Dragged off by the filth...
83. Turned someone down = Yeah. Sadly.
84. Cried when someone died = Yes.
85. Fallen for a friend? = They're usually the ones I fall for. Big time. And with disastrous results.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself = Errr, sometimes I believe that I have skillz.
87. Miracles = Humans are capable of the most amazing things. And their capacity to believe the strangest things is even greater. So, in that sense, yes.
88. Love at first sight = Depends on the definition. Immediate attraction and going wibbly over someone? Hell yeah.
89. Heaven = "The mind is its own place, and in itself/Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n."
90. Santa Claus = As a folkloric character, yes.
91. Kiss on the first date = Fuck yeah, if the chemistry is right.
92. Angels = Funny you should say that. I have just been staring at this picture for way, way too long and trying to comprehend Paul McGann's beauty and my brain may have broken itself. I swear to fucking god that that man is an angel that's just stepped out of a Renaissance painting. Even REG can't deal.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
93. Had more than one bf/gf?= What, at once? If only.
95. Did you sing today? = No, and the universe thanks me for it.
96. Ever smoked pot?= Yeah. It's hardly ever had any effect on me, apart from slight wooziness and I only got the giggles and the munchies once. But it isn't my intoxicant of choice.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why? = Dear god, I wouldn't want to go back.
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? = Um, maybe that time we were listening to The Dave on Absolute Radio and ogling him on the webcam and squeeing muchly. Eeeexcept I came down with the swine flu that morning, so... yeah.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love with somebody else? = That implies you're already in love with someone and have sworn to be faithful to them. And I'm not.
100. Posting this as 100 truths? = Nah.