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Note to self: must stop staring at Keeley's crotch. Must stop staring at Keeley's crotch. Must... oh, I give up.
-"I'm like Liberace." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, Ray. And Valentino... yeah. Straight as an arrow, he was. *cackle*
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ditzy blonde was in Casanova.
-ACE OF FUCKING SPADES. OH GOD. YES. YES. YES. YES.
-Trevor Riley mans has a fucking annoying way of talking without moving his mouth much. Fucking mumblity. Yes, I know, fits the character perfectly, but arrrgh to watch without subtitles (he's nowhere near as bad as the mumblity kid in the LoM footie ep, though). That's it, Guv, KICK HIM. HARDER. And oh, stapling. Yes.
-The colours and the framing of the shots=again, lovely. Phil gets a lot of nice glowering and squinting action.
-Oh, Chris, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Don't be a twat. NOOOOO. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
-"Details, Ray. It's the little details that will illuminate the crime scene." Ah, Alex, I love it when you talk Sam. And ha, she's getting indigestion. She's becoming Guvvy, too. I like little details like that...
-Ooh, dried roses. Cold.
-Oh, Guv doing profiling. <3 Is it just me, or does this feel like a bit of a fanficcy ep? It's not Chinballs-obvious or groanworthy yet, and even if the pace is a bit leisurely, it's a decent ep... but it feels like fanfic! And in an okay way, too, thankfully. It's not... mindblowing, but it's just... okay. And Alex is being very Sam-y, but hasn't been utterly batshit or annoying yet, which is good.
-Oooh, bullet. And I love that she wakes up to blaring 80s music and GUV. Grumpyfayc. Always there.
-CROWBAR SEARCH WARRANT. YES. <3 And and and Guv'n'Bolls get to play Mulder and Scully. AND RAY AND CHRIS GETTING STUCK WITH THE SEATS<3
-Oh, love that shot of Riley being just outside the door and us seeing in through the window at Guv'n'Bolls. Sorry, I keep going on about little direction-related details like this, but they are lovely.
-AHAHAHAHAHA. "Unf unf unf unf arf arf unf unf..." "Bolls, this is evidence, we have to watch the whole thing."
-Ooh, farewell letters? "Ray, up yours. Shaz, you have a marvellous oral sex technique."
-Ohhhhh, Guuuuuvvvvv. How much I want to smack that wall with the "BILL POSTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED" with a VOTE SAXON poster, but marah_sarie has done this already.
-OH NOES, GUV! Now, I'm not an expert, but if someone gets bashed on the back of the head with a baseball bat like that, that'd mean death. D: And he'd be sent back in time to... the Wild West, I guess. I'm surprised he's walking the next morning, after that beating. o_O But then the Guv is supposed to be made of steel or something. Or he's a Time Lord.
-This *is* fanfic Guv! They have managed to intimidate him! "No, not the Guv. Breakdown come anywhere near him, he'd twat it in the face." And now there's Guv/Bolls cellfic. "You know a good beating clears the head, Bolls?" No, this is not making me think of the Guv dreaming of receiving a good thrashing from Dominatrix!Alex. No.
-CHRIS HAS TO WRITE HIS THOUGHTS DOWN TO TELL SHAZ HOW HE FEELS. Ohhhhhhh, STOP BEING SO FUCKING CUTE, GUYS. I am waiting for disaster to strike.
-GUV DEALS SOME JUSTICE. "D'you know I've got a list? Hunt's Big Book Of Bastards. You're a new entry. Straight to the Top Ten." Oh, Guv.
-The Guv doesn't have Issues about dead bodies in the river. No.
-And HA, knew they'd all read the letters. <3 But but but GUV. You just know he read it, anyway. And he's just biding his time. Soon he'll be in Bolly's knickers, oh yes.
-So, yeah, average ep. Was okay, and that's better than shite and offensive, which is good. And waaah, the next two weeks are going to be intense, aren't they? *flail*
-"I'm like Liberace." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, Ray. And Valentino... yeah. Straight as an arrow, he was. *cackle*
-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ditzy blonde was in Casanova.
-ACE OF FUCKING SPADES. OH GOD. YES. YES. YES. YES.
-Trevor Riley mans has a fucking annoying way of talking without moving his mouth much. Fucking mumblity. Yes, I know, fits the character perfectly, but arrrgh to watch without subtitles (he's nowhere near as bad as the mumblity kid in the LoM footie ep, though). That's it, Guv, KICK HIM. HARDER. And oh, stapling. Yes.
-The colours and the framing of the shots=again, lovely. Phil gets a lot of nice glowering and squinting action.
-Oh, Chris, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Don't be a twat. NOOOOO. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
-"Details, Ray. It's the little details that will illuminate the crime scene." Ah, Alex, I love it when you talk Sam. And ha, she's getting indigestion. She's becoming Guvvy, too. I like little details like that...
-Ooh, dried roses. Cold.
-Oh, Guv doing profiling. <3 Is it just me, or does this feel like a bit of a fanficcy ep? It's not Chinballs-obvious or groanworthy yet, and even if the pace is a bit leisurely, it's a decent ep... but it feels like fanfic! And in an okay way, too, thankfully. It's not... mindblowing, but it's just... okay. And Alex is being very Sam-y, but hasn't been utterly batshit or annoying yet, which is good.
-Oooh, bullet. And I love that she wakes up to blaring 80s music and GUV. Grumpyfayc. Always there.
-CROWBAR SEARCH WARRANT. YES. <3 And and and Guv'n'Bolls get to play Mulder and Scully. AND RAY AND CHRIS GETTING STUCK WITH THE SEATS<3
-Oh, love that shot of Riley being just outside the door and us seeing in through the window at Guv'n'Bolls. Sorry, I keep going on about little direction-related details like this, but they are lovely.
-AHAHAHAHAHA. "Unf unf unf unf arf arf unf unf..." "Bolls, this is evidence, we have to watch the whole thing."
-Ooh, farewell letters? "Ray, up yours. Shaz, you have a marvellous oral sex technique."
-Ohhhhh, Guuuuuvvvvv. How much I want to smack that wall with the "BILL POSTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED" with a VOTE SAXON poster, but marah_sarie has done this already.
-OH NOES, GUV! Now, I'm not an expert, but if someone gets bashed on the back of the head with a baseball bat like that, that'd mean death. D: And he'd be sent back in time to... the Wild West, I guess. I'm surprised he's walking the next morning, after that beating. o_O But then the Guv is supposed to be made of steel or something. Or he's a Time Lord.
-This *is* fanfic Guv! They have managed to intimidate him! "No, not the Guv. Breakdown come anywhere near him, he'd twat it in the face." And now there's Guv/Bolls cellfic. "You know a good beating clears the head, Bolls?" No, this is not making me think of the Guv dreaming of receiving a good thrashing from Dominatrix!Alex. No.
-CHRIS HAS TO WRITE HIS THOUGHTS DOWN TO TELL SHAZ HOW HE FEELS. Ohhhhhhh, STOP BEING SO FUCKING CUTE, GUYS. I am waiting for disaster to strike.
-GUV DEALS SOME JUSTICE. "D'you know I've got a list? Hunt's Big Book Of Bastards. You're a new entry. Straight to the Top Ten." Oh, Guv.
-The Guv doesn't have Issues about dead bodies in the river. No.
-And HA, knew they'd all read the letters. <3 But but but GUV. You just know he read it, anyway. And he's just biding his time. Soon he'll be in Bolly's knickers, oh yes.
-So, yeah, average ep. Was okay, and that's better than shite and offensive, which is good. And waaah, the next two weeks are going to be intense, aren't they? *flail*