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OH GOD, IT STARTS WITH DUDES SINGING THE WURZELS TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE GUV! FUCK YES. THIS HAS TO BE A GOOD EPISODE. OI'V GOT A BRANNEW COMBOIN' ARVESTER AND OI'LL GIVE YOU THE KEY.
-Guv/Bolls OTP from the very start. Aww. And the way everyone looks at them! AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
-THE LOLS FROM THE UST ARE BEAUTIFUL.
-OH GOD, SNORING IN THE OFFICE WAS NEVER THIS SEXY. THIS EP HAS ONLY JUST STARTED AND I CAN'T STOP CAPSLOCKING. AND THEY ALL THINK THEY ARE FUCKING.
-"Tea, five sugars". Yeah, Time Lord.
-Fuckin' Jackie Queen. Guv's OH SHIT face is remarkably laconic. He does love his hatesex, doesn't he?
-"THE LITTLE PITTER PATTER OF TINY CROCODILE BOOTS". OH GOD. *dies of laff*
-Oh, Viv. I love you so.
-Fuckin' Supermac.
-Oh god, Chris/Ray and Brideshead Revisited=SO MUCH FUCKING WRONG.
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, FUCKING POLICE RADIOS OF EVIL IN THIS 'VERSE. Plus, this is fuckin' Hannibal Lecter stuff right here.
-"You'd better have an arsehole the size of Gwent, 'cos where you're going..." AHAHAHAHAHA.
-HEADBUTT. YES.
-Oh, the jealousy, it burns. And HA, Bolls really is starting to sound like the Guv. THEIR. LOVE.
-Dodgy dude's lawyer is the dude who played Thurloe in Devil's Ho! Do they always cast him as a creepy lawyer? And I expect Supermac is in league with these guys and he's a nonce himself? Yes?
-TOLD YA.
-Guv'n'Bolls blinds action for the fucking win. I love that as a narrative device. This is good storytelling, yo. And then they done sex.
-JUSTICE!GUV! I LOVE HIM SO.
-Fucking hell, Jarvis/Mac punchup!
-"Like an agony aunt?" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Bolls/Jackie hatesex now.
-CHRIS HAS LEARNED TO DO RADIO SHITS. JUST LIKE SAM TAUGHT HIM. OH GOD. *CRI*
-WAAAH, SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ.
-"Quick word about police brutality: lots of it." GUV. <3
-Oh god, Guv's proposal. <3 Yes. It is like a car crash in slow motion. Oh god.
-YES, JACKIE IS STAYING THE NIGHT AT ALEX'S PLACE. HATESEX.
-WHAT. WHEN DID SAM MARRY ANNIE? WTF? HOW... WHAT... Is that like... something Alex picked up from what Sam said? WTF? SAM STOPPED FIGHTING? WHAT? That makes sense, but WHAT. I expect "most loved man" means he had lots of Guv Luv too.
-GAH, NIGHTMARE OF NONCES. That was well done.
-Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, the dead girl. Now that they're going on about him, I keep thinking of them finding Sam that way. Must've crossed the Guv's mind.
-Fuckin' Mac. And hardcore Guv. Fuck. And this is all wonderfully directed, too. I'd go so far as to say this is another LoM-level ep.
-CHRISNRAY. "And I'd hold his hand. In a manly way."
-FUCKIN' MAC. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BOLLS SHOULD KICK YOUR HEAD IN FOR THIS. This is an outrage, and you will be soon heading towards the crunch, Mac.
-FUCKING ROLAND THE RAT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. That brings back memories. And Alex D: and Molly D: Bolls'n'Molls double D: of woe.
-Your arse is worth lookin' at, Bolls. And holy shit, Guv. Poor dawg.
-YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY ARMED BASTARDS. AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Yes, yes, I know this is one huge massive fanwank, this ep (in the sense of giving the fans a fap) but oh god. I am so fucking cheap for it.
-FUCKING YES. MAKE SUPERMAC PAY.
-Aww, CHRIIIS.
-WHAT. MAC. EXECUTIONER. WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?!? OPERATION ROSE? WHAT? Something to do with the roses Alex keeps getting?
God damn these Roses and Tylers. IS THERE GOING TO BE SOME HUGE FUCKOFF WHO CROSSOVER HERE OR WHAT? I had no idea Mac would die now. I thought he'd die at the end of the series or something. So, yeah, what a fuckin' twist.
-Ohhh. Policing, the only thing the Guv ever loved. And and and WAAAAAAAAAAAAH. CAN'T IT BE NEXT WEEK YET?
*FLAILS*
ETA: Also, you just know they are planning something horrible to go wrong when Shaz and Chris get married. They nearly killed Shaz last year, so I wonder what it's going to be this time. OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T FUCKING KILL OFF CHRIS OR ANYTHING.
ETA2: I did not just try and make a terrifying morph of Bolls and Sam. Just to find out what the Guv sees in his nightmares/wet dreams/both. Oh god, that was fail. I could've done the same with a bad paste/opacity at 50% slap job in Potatochop. Or better. No. Nonono. I AM NOT GOING TO TRY. *slaps hand away from mouse pen*