Because if it's queer, it doesn't count

[snowgrouse]

I know everyone's posted about it already, but Amazon can fuck off. *Seriously*. "In consideration of our entire customer base"? Because your customer base, obviously, is as homophobic and as anti-sex as you are? Yeah. Okay. I'm sort of glad I don't have a credit card, anyway, so I couldn't buy stuff from them even if I wanted to. I definitely don't want to do so now. How they ever thought they could pull this off, I just don't fucking know.

Other people have been far more eloquent about the fuckwittery of this, so I'll spare you any further ranting. I'll just be here, seething. But don't you fucking dare tell me I don't exist, o Amazon.