THE FUCK
Have been watching State of Play. That's some good shit right there. Only just finished ep 3, so don't spoil. Mostly there is flailage over EVERYONE BEING IN IT and having been in something else, the constant moments where you want to scream "SHAG TIEM" at everyone (all the chicks are hot and one reminds me of Jan Chappell) and of course, it retains the Simm/Glenister cross-fandom OTfuckinP of FOREVER. Also "wot, does this mean Cuntface got tiemcock three times? And look, that's Casanova's son, did he get some too? OH MY GOD MORRISSEY IS SO HIS PIMP! AND PHIL IS BACK! BEND OVER, GLADYS!" and other lame comments while synch-watching it with Sam The Porn Twin...
But what really creeps me the fuck out is that the other day I thought fuck, can't really fancy Glenister 'cos he keeps reminding me of an uncle--big sturdy guy with icy eyes, slightly scary, but then I thought "well, at least he only REMINDS me of my uncle, doesn't have black hair too, unlike someone like Nick Brimble who's the spitting image of him" and... right. They go and have Glenister and Brimble in the same fucking room bitching at each other. o_O HALP.
Also, I would again like to mention how much I fucking hate ShakyCam!direction. I've got a massive headache, it's worse than the spazzmaster background on the capslock Master comm when it comes to brainhurtiness. But it isn't nearly as evil as them cutting away from Simmeriffic fuck scenes and covering his manflesh with shirts and quilts and things. Ok, so he may have an evil affair but shagging with your pants on is a bit silly.
However, it does make for PRETTY FUCKIN' MASTERLY LOVIN'. Check out this cap (sorry it's so dark):
Just... NGNGNGNGNGH, TEEF. HAND. *flails* I WISH THE QUALITY WAS BETTER SO I COULD 'SHOP THE DOCTOR INTO IT. That is so, so... "*good* girl, Daddy likes it when you beg". And there's no denying it, yo.
Jury's verdict: A Beard of Evil isn't all that impressive on him. Looks hot only for a few select moments at a time. But mostly looks like bumfluff.
Also, Blue/Orange was FUCKING AWESOME. Because everyone in it was mental and the mental doctors were way mentaller than the mental patients and Shaun Parkes got tiemcock again.
ETA: Ah, so sam42 and I are in synch again, she's done picspam of both. With SPRAWLAGE. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmgmgmgngnnnngghghgghhggggh. NGH!
But what really creeps me the fuck out is that the other day I thought fuck, can't really fancy Glenister 'cos he keeps reminding me of an uncle--big sturdy guy with icy eyes, slightly scary, but then I thought "well, at least he only REMINDS me of my uncle, doesn't have black hair too, unlike someone like Nick Brimble who's the spitting image of him" and... right. They go and have Glenister and Brimble in the same fucking room bitching at each other. o_O HALP.
Also, I would again like to mention how much I fucking hate ShakyCam!direction. I've got a massive headache, it's worse than the spazzmaster background on the capslock Master comm when it comes to brainhurtiness. But it isn't nearly as evil as them cutting away from Simmeriffic fuck scenes and covering his manflesh with shirts and quilts and things. Ok, so he may have an evil affair but shagging with your pants on is a bit silly.
However, it does make for PRETTY FUCKIN' MASTERLY LOVIN'. Check out this cap (sorry it's so dark):
Just... NGNGNGNGNGH, TEEF. HAND. *flails* I WISH THE QUALITY WAS BETTER SO I COULD 'SHOP THE DOCTOR INTO IT. That is so, so... "*good* girl, Daddy likes it when you beg". And there's no denying it, yo.
Jury's verdict: A Beard of Evil isn't all that impressive on him. Looks hot only for a few select moments at a time. But mostly looks like bumfluff.
Also, Blue/Orange was FUCKING AWESOME. Because everyone in it was mental and the mental doctors were way mentaller than the mental patients and Shaun Parkes got tiemcock again.
ETA: Ah, so sam42 and I are in synch again, she's done picspam of both. With SPRAWLAGE. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmgmgmgngnnnngghghgghhggggh. NGH!