Boston Kickout
Fuck this, haf some jailbait Simmspam (yes, I know he's about 20 in this but still looks like a debauched little boy):
Teaser (damn straight): SEX FAYC
These might be a little bit spoilery. Not much, but ennyway. If you love him in your pants, you will want to see this. Apologies in advance for the usual appalling captions.
Pissed as a newt on teen booze!
*headshoulder* (OMG IT PROVE THE LOVE)
as;ldkhf'adskhadgl hung-over RENTBOY
"Oh, my head! What did that Scottish Dave bloke spike my drink with? I hurt in places a manly man shouldn't."
...it's only motherfucking MUFFINS. I was howling with laughter for fifteen minutes and had to pause it.
SPRAWL. See what I meant about the neck porn?
The boy's already got a good grip on phone sex. "Dave? What do you say I come up to Glasgae and fuck your brains out?"
Cuntface Warren tries to kill him. DO NOT WANT.
Snog tiem noe?
Dirty holiday snaps tiem noe?
Heh. She wants me. Damn, I'm good.
NECK LICKING. I swear this film was made by neck fetishists.
MOAR SEX FAYC
ANGSTY LOVE FAYC
Want some cream in your coffee, love? (ngngngngngngnghhhhhh!)
BED ANGST (I noticed this was so long ago he didn't have that tattoo yet. Mostly because it's so noticeable when they try to cover it up.)
SPRAWLY ANGST
Muscles-flexing-on-skinny-shoulders pr0n! Ngh!
Never enough bed angst.
GRR.
Angstycute.
See what I mean about acting so hard there's spit flying about? ANGST:(. This scene made me cry.
It's good to know your best man is a slut with a thing for dodgy photographs. Photographs, eh, he asked him knowingly...
NGH, that outfit. And he's just been v. naughty. He needs that costume in black. Cravats and three-piece suits are hawt on him.
Mm, I'm feeling much better now...
Teaser (damn straight): SEX FAYC
These might be a little bit spoilery. Not much, but ennyway. If you love him in your pants, you will want to see this. Apologies in advance for the usual appalling captions.
Pissed as a newt on teen booze!
*headshoulder* (OMG IT PROVE THE LOVE)
as;ldkhf'adskhadgl hung-over RENTBOY
"Oh, my head! What did that Scottish Dave bloke spike my drink with? I hurt in places a manly man shouldn't."
...it's only motherfucking MUFFINS. I was howling with laughter for fifteen minutes and had to pause it.
SPRAWL. See what I meant about the neck porn?
The boy's already got a good grip on phone sex. "Dave? What do you say I come up to Glasgae and fuck your brains out?"
Cuntface Warren tries to kill him. DO NOT WANT.
Snog tiem noe?
Dirty holiday snaps tiem noe?
Heh. She wants me. Damn, I'm good.
NECK LICKING. I swear this film was made by neck fetishists.
MOAR SEX FAYC
ANGSTY LOVE FAYC
Want some cream in your coffee, love? (ngngngngngngnghhhhhh!)
BED ANGST (I noticed this was so long ago he didn't have that tattoo yet. Mostly because it's so noticeable when they try to cover it up.)
SPRAWLY ANGST
Muscles-flexing-on-skinny-shoulders pr0n! Ngh!
Never enough bed angst.
GRR.
Angstycute.
See what I mean about acting so hard there's spit flying about? ANGST:(. This scene made me cry.
It's good to know your best man is a slut with a thing for dodgy photographs. Photographs, eh, he asked him knowingly...
NGH, that outfit. And he's just been v. naughty. He needs that costume in black. Cravats and three-piece suits are hawt on him.
Mm, I'm feeling much better now...