Memety
BOORED.
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Full-fat mayo. Thousand Island.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. That'd be kebab places, at least in Finland. In the UK I prefer Indian and Chinese.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. None right now.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. It's not usually done here (it's included in the bill).
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Strawberries. And going by recent trends, various yogurts.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Fuckloads of meat, 'shrooms, extra cheese.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Just butter. No substitutes.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Don't like gum.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. Last time I looked, about a hundred.
Q. Number of contacts in your e-mail address book?
A. I don't have much of an address book on the webmail, it only remembers a few friends' addies and a couple of mailing list addies.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. That picture of Kali on my profile page. Used to be a pentagram and/or David Tennant. I wonder if I should download a Team Timecock wallpaper...
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. None. Download everything.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Cack-handed. Ok, right-handed.
Q. What's your best feature?
A. Hopefully bringing teh funneh sometimes. Sometimes even bringing teh hawts through fan produce and/or smashing oral sex.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. A weird bone growth the shape of a flintstone axe from my knee 'cus it was cutting into my tendons and making walking painful.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Paranoia.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Possibly have one now, 'cause it hurts sometimes when I eat something sweet? I had to go and get an emergency cleanup/temporary filling last summer, I think?
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Noki, of course. And a big sack full of my stuff that I brought in from the 'rents. Most of my stuff is still there, but as it's mostly clothes and winter clothes at that, I haven't been bringing much in.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Yes. I've gone unconscious from hypovalemic shock thanks to period pain (lovely) and fallen over drunk a few times, banging my head.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Probably not.
Q. Is love for real?
A. It's right here.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Ermintrude Wagglestaff Fim-tim-blim-biscuitbarrel Plonk.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. BLAAAAAACK. Green goes with my green eyes and red hair sometimes.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Probably. I am sure I keep swallowing fuckloads of cat hair every day.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Possibly helped them not slit their wrists.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes. The flist.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Aaahhaha, yeah. It'd make people run away and gag.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. *eyeroll* I'd do it for free if they were hot...
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. Probably not. Would need more money than that and then buy a prosthetic made into some ridiculous villainous contraption like a GIANT STEEL CLAW or something.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. FUCK OFF! *clings to teh intarwebs*
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Sure! If there is a specialist one for short fat ginger fetishists.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Pfffth! Probably not worth the internal bleeding.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. If it was Russell T. Davies, yeah...
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. I haven't had a telly in ages! Give me the money, bitches!
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Don't have pockets in my shorts. But my jacket pocket has my wallet in the left pocket, I think.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I prefer Plan 9 From Outer Space...
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Linoleum.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Sit 'cause it's a stupid sitting bath where you pretty much have to. Stand when it's a decent one.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Apparently not. Fucking impossible. I am so, so much better with just the cat. It's done wonders for my peace of mind.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None. I'd wear my combat boots even to the beach.
Q: Where were you born?
A. This ol' town. Lahti.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Errr, hey, a year ago when they carted me home after I'd had too much to drink and passed out in public? God, I've behaved much better since then...
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Referring to my previous answer, someone who brings teh lulz and teh pr0n. Every sitcom needs a filthy bastard, right?
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: Possibly my cat.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Gah, ppl on LJ.
Q: Last person you called?
A: Dad.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: NOKI
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 7 and its multiples. 11. 13.
Q: Color?
A: Black contains all of them!
Q: Season?
A: May, August. In Finland at least.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Sort of. I want to kick myself for having fucked-up sleep again when I could've seen tindomerel and aallotar on Sunday.
Q: Mood?
A: Bored and restless and twitchy. Want to write pr0000n but it isn't happening.
Q: Listening to?
A: Muse! What a surprise!
Q: Watching?
A. severa's fucking awesome Master/House of Wolves fanvid over and over again.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Getting to a sodding doctor to renew my prescriptions and sick leave:P
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: the kitchen, to put the kettle on.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Finish my evil pr00000n. And I'm actually looking forward to IM chatting right now, I might become addicted to it since there's been so much timecock action typed out on the fly by frothing fangirls...
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Gah, I can't remember. Last saw PotC 3 in the theatre.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: These days? Yes, for some reason. Maybe it's the company of my cat, maybe it's independence and/or the peace and quiet at my new flat, maybe it's fandom writing fucking awesome Doctor Who stuff to fix what Rusty fucked up, maybe I'm just broken in the head.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I'm either standoffish or over-friendly, I think:S
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: look at the pr0n file again and try to kick it into shape. Or go back to reading a wonderful novel I first gobbled up in 2000 and just picked up again. Can't tell you what it is, because one particular squickyhot detail in it inspired a bit in the evil pr0n fic and I'm wondering if people will notice and go either EW or GUH at it.
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Full-fat mayo. Thousand Island.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. That'd be kebab places, at least in Finland. In the UK I prefer Indian and Chinese.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. None right now.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. It's not usually done here (it's included in the bill).
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Strawberries. And going by recent trends, various yogurts.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Fuckloads of meat, 'shrooms, extra cheese.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Just butter. No substitutes.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Don't like gum.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. Last time I looked, about a hundred.
Q. Number of contacts in your e-mail address book?
A. I don't have much of an address book on the webmail, it only remembers a few friends' addies and a couple of mailing list addies.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. That picture of Kali on my profile page. Used to be a pentagram and/or David Tennant. I wonder if I should download a Team Timecock wallpaper...
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. None. Download everything.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Cack-handed. Ok, right-handed.
Q. What's your best feature?
A. Hopefully bringing teh funneh sometimes. Sometimes even bringing teh hawts through fan produce and/or smashing oral sex.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. A weird bone growth the shape of a flintstone axe from my knee 'cus it was cutting into my tendons and making walking painful.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Paranoia.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Possibly have one now, 'cause it hurts sometimes when I eat something sweet? I had to go and get an emergency cleanup/temporary filling last summer, I think?
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Noki, of course. And a big sack full of my stuff that I brought in from the 'rents. Most of my stuff is still there, but as it's mostly clothes and winter clothes at that, I haven't been bringing much in.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Yes. I've gone unconscious from hypovalemic shock thanks to period pain (lovely) and fallen over drunk a few times, banging my head.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Probably not.
Q. Is love for real?
A. It's right here.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Ermintrude Wagglestaff Fim-tim-blim-biscuitbarrel Plonk.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. BLAAAAAACK. Green goes with my green eyes and red hair sometimes.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Probably. I am sure I keep swallowing fuckloads of cat hair every day.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Possibly helped them not slit their wrists.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes. The flist.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Aaahhaha, yeah. It'd make people run away and gag.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. *eyeroll* I'd do it for free if they were hot...
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000
A. Probably not. Would need more money than that and then buy a prosthetic made into some ridiculous villainous contraption like a GIANT STEEL CLAW or something.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. FUCK OFF! *clings to teh intarwebs*
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Sure! If there is a specialist one for short fat ginger fetishists.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Pfffth! Probably not worth the internal bleeding.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. If it was Russell T. Davies, yeah...
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. I haven't had a telly in ages! Give me the money, bitches!
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Don't have pockets in my shorts. But my jacket pocket has my wallet in the left pocket, I think.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I prefer Plan 9 From Outer Space...
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Linoleum.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Sit 'cause it's a stupid sitting bath where you pretty much have to. Stand when it's a decent one.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Apparently not. Fucking impossible. I am so, so much better with just the cat. It's done wonders for my peace of mind.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None. I'd wear my combat boots even to the beach.
Q: Where were you born?
A. This ol' town. Lahti.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Errr, hey, a year ago when they carted me home after I'd had too much to drink and passed out in public? God, I've behaved much better since then...
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Referring to my previous answer, someone who brings teh lulz and teh pr0n. Every sitcom needs a filthy bastard, right?
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: Possibly my cat.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Gah, ppl on LJ.
Q: Last person you called?
A: Dad.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: NOKI
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 7 and its multiples. 11. 13.
Q: Color?
A: Black contains all of them!
Q: Season?
A: May, August. In Finland at least.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Sort of. I want to kick myself for having fucked-up sleep again when I could've seen tindomerel and aallotar on Sunday.
Q: Mood?
A: Bored and restless and twitchy. Want to write pr0000n but it isn't happening.
Q: Listening to?
A: Muse! What a surprise!
Q: Watching?
A. severa's fucking awesome Master/House of Wolves fanvid over and over again.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Getting to a sodding doctor to renew my prescriptions and sick leave:P
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: the kitchen, to put the kettle on.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Finish my evil pr00000n. And I'm actually looking forward to IM chatting right now, I might become addicted to it since there's been so much timecock action typed out on the fly by frothing fangirls...
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Gah, I can't remember. Last saw PotC 3 in the theatre.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: These days? Yes, for some reason. Maybe it's the company of my cat, maybe it's independence and/or the peace and quiet at my new flat, maybe it's fandom writing fucking awesome Doctor Who stuff to fix what Rusty fucked up, maybe I'm just broken in the head.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I'm either standoffish or over-friendly, I think:S
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: look at the pr0n file again and try to kick it into shape. Or go back to reading a wonderful novel I first gobbled up in 2000 and just picked up again. Can't tell you what it is, because one particular squickyhot detail in it inspired a bit in the evil pr0n fic and I'm wondering if people will notice and go either EW or GUH at it.