Oh dear fucking god.
Flist, this is all your fault.
I... uh... I seem to have committed Doctor Who RPS in chat? Encouraged by sam42, which didn't help in the least?
Um... if anyone's interested in SOMETHING SO UTTERLY WRONG, I've copypasted the Batshit Fangirl chat log here. beatle_fool is sam42 on LJ and possibly quite evil. There's, er, Tennant/Simm under the cut (there was Barrowman urging them to snog earlier but that was Sam's and she probably needs to finish it one of these days because we might just need more Wrong). I feel dirty and apologise in advance. Big fat disclaimer of this being just fangirl insomnia and Not Actually RL. *flails* bloody DWM. Bloody Confidentials. Bloody... actors being too hot for their own good. I still can't believe I wrote this, but then it's probably way more normal than muffinwanking.
Oh, and contains a massive fuckoff spoiler for the end of Life on Mars and is possibly spoily for Who too. Just so you know.
Snow Grouse: I AM STILL THINKING OF DAVID FINGERING HIMSELF
beatle_fool: oh god
beatle_fool: I am sure he's a slut
beatle_fool: he has to be. he just looks too cheeky
Snow Grouse: He has to be. He just has to be
Snow Grouse: and you know what?
Snow Grouse: those long fingers?
Snow Grouse: Wrapping around JS's cock?
beatle_fool: eofkjwaioooooooooooooooogr
Snow Grouse: or up him?
beatle_fool: oh god
Snow Grouse: when he's looking exactly as he does in those PORNOGRAPHIC PICS you posted?
beatle_fool: *checks email*
beatle_fool: OH GOD YEAH
beatle_fool: HOLY SHIT
beatle_fool: I've never seen this photos
beatle_fool: I can pass them around?
Snow Grouse: Even if he would've tried fingers himself, his fingers are short to average, but when David reaches in?
Snow Grouse: of course!
Snow Grouse: David can reach *that* spot so much better.
Snow Grouse: and John is putting his arm over his face because he's so embarrassed, and he's fucking *whimpering*.
Snow Grouse: *helplessly*.
Snow Grouse: Because this shouldn't be happening, but it is and he fucking loves it.
Snow Grouse: and he's so distraught he doesn't know whether to laugh or burst into tears, and then? David. Curls. His. Fingers.
Snow Grouse: And he comes so hard he hits David in the eye.
Snow Grouse: TIMESPOOGE CASUALTY
Snow Grouse: (sorry... couldn't resist)
beatle_fool: shiiiit
beatle_fool: you're killing me
Snow Grouse: *revives*
Snow Grouse: and when John recovers he just loses it and ROTFLS.
Snow Grouse: to which David is all GRR and snogs that smile off his face
beatle_fool: hahahahaa
Snow Grouse: he's used so much lube that John's arse is glistening by now
Snow Grouse: pink.
beatle_fool: nngh
Snow Grouse: and David pushes the head of his cock in, watching his flushed prick sink into the wet pinkness, John's as pink as a woman down there
Snow Grouse: and he nearly comes there and then.
beatle_fool: x_x
Snow Grouse: John's so tense, clenching reflexively at the intrusion, David can't get in much further
Snow Grouse: he gently lifts John's legs, kisses the sole of his right foot and places them on his shoulders, then strokes John's sides and bends him, kissing him very gently.
Snow Grouse: John's pupils are huge, his mouth open
Snow Grouse: nostrils flaring, hair mussed up
beatle_fool: omg.
Snow Grouse: And David rocks his hips gently, takes John's face in his hands and murmurs "Trust me."
beatle_fool: I just mentioned to a friend that I'm having David/John porned at me and now they're like WANT
Snow Grouse: He can tell it's hurting John, and wants to cause as little pain as possible, so when John finally exhales, David pushes fully in
Snow Grouse: YES
beatle_fool: bwaha
beatle_fool: you need AIM. because I'd invite you into the chat and everyone would worship you
Snow Grouse: because he knows it'll hurt more if he goes slowly. John makes a little noise in the back of his throat, eyes flashing, not sure if he should trust David in the first place.
Snow Grouse: especially if he keeps doing *that.*
beatle_fool: ohgod
Snow Grouse: So David smiles and rolls his hips--not back and forth, but in a circling motion.
Snow Grouse: The movement he knows drives women wild
Snow Grouse: and the look in John's eyes--again, that beautiful surprise, blossoming into a grin, a baring of teeth.
Snow Grouse: "go on."
beatle_fool: x_x
Snow Grouse: And we're talking the blissful smile of Sam Tyler commits suicide level here
beatle_fool: skdfsdfjdslfkgjdfs
Snow Grouse: because the pain has gone, and when David pulls back and pushes back in, it's fucking bliss
Snow Grouse: David's never seen John like this, it's mildly disconcerting, but also the most arousing thing he's ever seen in his life.
Snow Grouse: because John? Is wriggling to take him in better,
Snow Grouse: hands tangling in David's hair because he can't get enough of soft, tender kisses.
Snow Grouse: David remembers how to breathe again and starts moving his hips faster, raising an eyebrow, seeing whether John will react to that.
Snow Grouse: John throws his head back, his eyes closed, his mouth forming a perfect O.
beatle_fool: oh god I think I'm all flushed and my entire family is in the room
Snow Grouse: :D
beatle_fool: can I paste that bit into the chat?
Snow Grouse: So David takes the hint and goes as fast as his body wants him to, not holding back any more.
beatle_fool: because they're like PORN NOW
Snow Grouse: go ahead
beatle_fool: okay now they're like GET HER ON AIM
Snow Grouse: his balls slap noisily against John's arse as he sinks into his impossibly tight warmth again, John's cock damp and hard between them
Snow Grouse: I H8 AIM
Snow Grouse: can copypaste this into an LJ entry or summat later
beatle_fool: I use Trillian. AIM, Yahoo, MSN, ICQ, Jabber, IRC all in one program
Snow Grouse: I have been thinking of getting Trillian myself
Snow Grouse: ANYWAY
Snow Grouse: :D
beatle_fool: they're killing me x_x
beatle_fool: and you're killing me
beatle_fool: I'm going to die by porn and fangirl yelling
Snow Grouse: David is now burying his face into John's shoulder, sweat in his eyes, and John is whispering in his ear
Snow Grouse: just one word, over and over again: "more."
beatle_fool: WAIT
Snow Grouse: >:)
beatle_fool: dwseason4 posted
Snow Grouse: OMG
Snow Grouse: *goes to read*
Snow Grouse: her userpic is fucking KILLING ME
Snow Grouse: (that's exactly how John is looking right now, sweaty and hot and slutty under David)
beatle_fool: nngh
Snow Grouse: well, you mentioned dwseason4, otherwise I would be going on right now
Snow Grouse: *goes to read it v. quickly*
beatle_fool: it references City of Death LOL
beatle_fool: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Snow Grouse: THE KISSING
Snow Grouse: THE CHAINS
Snow Grouse: THE FOREHEADS TOUCHING
Snow Grouse: 9352]
Snow Grouse: DFJKL'kl
beatle_fool: DED DED DED
Snow Grouse: Ok, I so need to continue writing the pr0n because that's LEFT ME WANTING
beatle_fool: YES
Snow Grouse: John's legs slip from David's shoulders and they both groan
Snow Grouse: because that movement, that angle makes everything even tighter
Snow Grouse: just right
Snow Grouse: and John grabs his cock and wanks himself
Snow Grouse: in time with David's thrusts, frantic
beatle_fool: x_x
Snow Grouse: every push, every fucking perfect thrust against his prostate making more precome leak from his cock
Snow Grouse: and David sees this,
Snow Grouse: Takes John's hands and pins them down on the bed
Snow Grouse: John makes a frustrated, helpless sound, and the word his lips are forming might quite possibly be "please"
beatle_fool: ohgod
Snow Grouse: Laughter rumbles deep in David's chest and he flutters the tips of his fingers just on the tip of John's cock
Snow Grouse: barely touching
Snow Grouse: just a few strokes up and down,
Snow Grouse: and it's jumping in his hands and John is turning his face into the pillow and biting it, clenching the sheets in his fists, and David says "yeah."
Snow Grouse: "Let me see you. Come for me."
Snow Grouse: (all of that from between his teeth)
Snow Grouse: because he certainly is starting to come undone himself,
Snow Grouse: balls so tight against his body
Snow Grouse: and John's
beatle_fool: omg how are you hitting my kinks like this
Snow Grouse: and it's fucking perfect--John's eyes are closed, but moving underneath the lids, as if in REM sleep, he makes sounds that are indistinguishable from sobbing,
Snow Grouse: and squeezes so fucking hard around David's cock that David's orgasm erupts through him, he's pushing so hard and so deep into John his hips are bruising the soft skin,
beatle_fool: *wibbles*
Snow Grouse: John's voice hoarse, bolts of come shooting over his belly
beatle_fool: <--corpse
Snow Grouse: and David not able to stop thrusting, he's not come this hard since he was a teenager, feeling the slickness of his own come, dripping out of John's arse and onto David's balls,
Snow Grouse: wet and tight and beautiful.
Snow Grouse: So he's groaning when he finally pulls out, John grinning at him like a fucking loon, and David can't help himself, he has to reach down and lick the come off John's pink, dilated arse.
beatle_fool: ohfuck
Snow Grouse: That's exactly what John says
Snow Grouse: "...fuck."
Snow Grouse: he's shaking and trembling, still hypersensitive, when David proceeds to lick John's come off his stomach and chest, making sure to catch every drop.
Snow Grouse: John flicks a stray drop from his nipple. "You missed a bit there." and pushes his fingers into David's mouth.
beatle_fool: omg
Snow Grouse: David just gives him a *look* from underneath his lashes
Snow Grouse: and sucks and licks the fingers clean, pleasant aftershocks coursing through his body.
Snow Grouse: ...and that's about it
beatle_fool: i love you
Snow Grouse: the feeling's mutual
Snow Grouse: might put this up in a locked post y/n? If you don't mind, of course
beatle_fool: hell yes.
beatle_fool: but locked?
beatle_fool: I want to link it to EVERYONE
beatle_fool: >_>
Snow Grouse: But RPS will send me to hell
beatle_fool: you've already gone there and back
beatle_fool: multiple times
Snow Grouse: Like John, who will come back.
Snow Grouse: Bolder now.
Snow Grouse: After their last scene together.
beatle_fool: ohgod
Snow Grouse: Hyper on caffeine and from the script
beatle_fool: IN COSTUME
Snow Grouse: EXACTLY
beatle_fool: they can both be in costume
Snow Grouse: He just SLAMS David up against the men's toilet wall
beatle_fool: OH FUCK
Snow Grouse: And David is protesting so he pushes David's tie into his mouth to shut him the fuck up
Snow Grouse: David is still in angst mode and feeling shit
Snow Grouse: So this is John's way of making him feel better
Snow Grouse: and as much as that stubble irritates him, John kisses the tears off David's face
Snow Grouse: (should I continue?)
beatle_fool: YES
Snow Grouse: There's one problem, though,
Snow Grouse: David is taller than him, so something has to be done about that
Snow Grouse: John pushes them into a cubicle, making David take the seat
beatle_fool: ohdear
Snow Grouse: pulls the tie out of David's mouth, tugging on it
Snow Grouse: And just unzips
Snow Grouse: "Get it wet. Properly so I can fuck you."
Snow Grouse: David swallows and licks his lips
Snow Grouse: then nuzzles John's cock, again that bloody stubble
Snow Grouse: John runs his fingers gently behind David's ears, urging him on
Snow Grouse: By now he knows David well enough to be sure this is doing things to his inner fanboy.
beatle_fool: oh yes
Snow Grouse: David and Russell have been joking about the Master/Doctor exes thing for some time, and he knows David's passion for the characters, knows that this is exactly the sort of scenario that'd push David's buttons
beatle_fool: YES PLEASE
Snow Grouse: and sure enough, it's good to be the Master for once--after all, it makes for fucking amazing blowjobs, and where the fuck did David learn to do *that*?
Snow Grouse: Take him so deep that his throat is gagging around the head of John's cock?
Snow Grouse: Of course, John does what a megalomaniac would do at this point--he holds David's head down and pinches his nostrils shut.
Snow Grouse: David chokes, sounding as if he's about to throw up, then just holds absolutely still.
beatle_fool: omg
Snow Grouse: His chin is wet from saliva
Snow Grouse: and John lets him go,
Snow Grouse: David's such a fucking beautiful sight when he's gasping for air, eyes watering.
Snow Grouse: John takes advantage of the situation and reverses their positions, sitting down on the toilet seat, pulling his trousers and pants down to his ankles.
Snow Grouse: His and David's.
beatle_fool: i love you so much
Snow Grouse: David helping eagerly, bending down to kiss him in the middle of the unbuttoning and the unzipping, brown pinstripe cloth pooling at his ankles.
Snow Grouse: John leans back, cock in hand, jacket, tie and shirt rumpled up, smiling in the creepy way he has so far saved for the camera. Oh, it's worth it just to see David's expression.
beatle_fool: (here's some more hotness for inspiration: http://pics.livejournal.com/sam42/gallery/0001d5yw?page=4)
Snow Grouse: With one hand he fishes out a sachet of lube from his pocket--another revelation that fucks beautifully with David's mind.
Snow Grouse: David shakes his head, takes the sachet from him and rips it open with his teeth
Snow Grouse: #aewsp9u3R2]#UR]9#U
beatle_fool: nngh
Snow Grouse: THAT CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR PIC
Snow Grouse: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Snow Grouse: AND REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT LIP COLOUR, RIGHT
beatle_fool: YES
Snow Grouse: HE FUCKING WELL IS LOOKING AT DAVID LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW
Snow Grouse: David is impatient, slathers the lube quickly on John's cock, making him groan a little
beatle_fool: I put them in the wrong folder, oops
Snow Grouse: then makes a show of preparing himself,
Snow Grouse: reaching behind himself and fucking himself on his fingers
beatle_fool: YES
Snow Grouse: (because he's just that slutty.)
Snow Grouse: SIMM IS SUCH A FUCKING RENT BOY AS WELL
beatle_fool: nnngh
Snow Grouse: until John grabs David's tie again and pulls David to sit on his lap.
Snow Grouse: Rubbing his cock between David's tight buttocks, hissing.
Snow Grouse: But there's no time for games,
Snow Grouse: he gestures David to get on with it, and he does
Snow Grouse: David twines his sticky fingers into John's and looks into his eyes, perfectly honest, a little vulnerable perhaps, but certainly cheeky.
beatle_fool: you're killing me
Snow Grouse: As David pushes himself down onto John's cock, he kisses John passionately, mouth so tight on his that it's hurting,
Snow Grouse: just to muffle the sounds they both are making by now, before they can reach anyone's ears.
Snow Grouse: In this position, David's long legs are an advantage, he can easily move his hips up and down, fucking himself on John, never taking his eyes off his.
beatle_fool: fuckkkk
Snow Grouse: It's something completely different now, John swapping power-drunk acting for the real thing, his eyes wild, his fingers digging into David's hips, urging him on.
Snow Grouse: It's hard, it's fast, and they know it's not going to last for long,
Snow Grouse: there's no reason to hold back, not now, and they're whispering swearwords into each other's ears
beatle_fool: ohfuck
Snow Grouse: "So. Pretty. Sitting on my cock like that, your pretty arse so tight"
Snow Grouse: And David is biting John's ear,
Snow Grouse: "Beautiful. Fucking beautiful."
beatle_fool: dsjf;dszjglkdfjgloskdfjgldfsj;'
Snow Grouse: David says it again, looking into John's eyes: "Beautiful."
Snow Grouse: And that sends John beyond the point of no return,
Snow Grouse: he clutches David's back
Snow Grouse: wrinkling up his jacket but he doesn't care, he buries his face in David's chest as he comes, sobbing.
beatle_fool: fuck. me.
Snow Grouse: he's still hard inside David,
Snow Grouse: licking his palm and grabbing his cock like he would grab his own, just hard strokes near the head,
Snow Grouse: cupping his hands around the tip to prevent a mess and to have something for David to thrust into
Snow Grouse: and long after David has come, John keeps rubbing him, gently,
Snow Grouse: massaging the come into his softening cock, then lifting his palms up to David, who dutifully licks them clean
beatle_fool: guh
Snow Grouse: then twines his fingers with John's and kisses him, gentle again
Snow Grouse: then holds John's face against his cheek
Snow Grouse: ...giving John eye stubble again.
Snow Grouse: :D:D:D:D
beatle_fool: LOLLLLLL
I should probably atone through Kate/Sophia now, y/n?
I... uh... I seem to have committed Doctor Who RPS in chat? Encouraged by sam42, which didn't help in the least?
Um... if anyone's interested in SOMETHING SO UTTERLY WRONG, I've copypasted the Batshit Fangirl chat log here. beatle_fool is sam42 on LJ and possibly quite evil. There's, er, Tennant/Simm under the cut (there was Barrowman urging them to snog earlier but that was Sam's and she probably needs to finish it one of these days because we might just need more Wrong). I feel dirty and apologise in advance. Big fat disclaimer of this being just fangirl insomnia and Not Actually RL. *flails* bloody DWM. Bloody Confidentials. Bloody... actors being too hot for their own good. I still can't believe I wrote this, but then it's probably way more normal than muffinwanking.
Oh, and contains a massive fuckoff spoiler for the end of Life on Mars and is possibly spoily for Who too. Just so you know.
Snow Grouse: I AM STILL THINKING OF DAVID FINGERING HIMSELF
beatle_fool: oh god
beatle_fool: I am sure he's a slut
beatle_fool: he has to be. he just looks too cheeky
Snow Grouse: He has to be. He just has to be
Snow Grouse: and you know what?
Snow Grouse: those long fingers?
Snow Grouse: Wrapping around JS's cock?
beatle_fool: eofkjwaioooooooooooooooogr
Snow Grouse: or up him?
beatle_fool: oh god
Snow Grouse: when he's looking exactly as he does in those PORNOGRAPHIC PICS you posted?
beatle_fool: *checks email*
beatle_fool: OH GOD YEAH
beatle_fool: HOLY SHIT
beatle_fool: I've never seen this photos
beatle_fool: I can pass them around?
Snow Grouse: Even if he would've tried fingers himself, his fingers are short to average, but when David reaches in?
Snow Grouse: of course!
Snow Grouse: David can reach *that* spot so much better.
Snow Grouse: and John is putting his arm over his face because he's so embarrassed, and he's fucking *whimpering*.
Snow Grouse: *helplessly*.
Snow Grouse: Because this shouldn't be happening, but it is and he fucking loves it.
Snow Grouse: and he's so distraught he doesn't know whether to laugh or burst into tears, and then? David. Curls. His. Fingers.
Snow Grouse: And he comes so hard he hits David in the eye.
Snow Grouse: TIMESPOOGE CASUALTY
Snow Grouse: (sorry... couldn't resist)
beatle_fool: shiiiit
beatle_fool: you're killing me
Snow Grouse: *revives*
Snow Grouse: and when John recovers he just loses it and ROTFLS.
Snow Grouse: to which David is all GRR and snogs that smile off his face
beatle_fool: hahahahaa
Snow Grouse: he's used so much lube that John's arse is glistening by now
Snow Grouse: pink.
beatle_fool: nngh
Snow Grouse: and David pushes the head of his cock in, watching his flushed prick sink into the wet pinkness, John's as pink as a woman down there
Snow Grouse: and he nearly comes there and then.
beatle_fool: x_x
Snow Grouse: John's so tense, clenching reflexively at the intrusion, David can't get in much further
Snow Grouse: he gently lifts John's legs, kisses the sole of his right foot and places them on his shoulders, then strokes John's sides and bends him, kissing him very gently.
Snow Grouse: John's pupils are huge, his mouth open
Snow Grouse: nostrils flaring, hair mussed up
beatle_fool: omg.
Snow Grouse: And David rocks his hips gently, takes John's face in his hands and murmurs "Trust me."
beatle_fool: I just mentioned to a friend that I'm having David/John porned at me and now they're like WANT
Snow Grouse: He can tell it's hurting John, and wants to cause as little pain as possible, so when John finally exhales, David pushes fully in
Snow Grouse: YES
beatle_fool: bwaha
beatle_fool: you need AIM. because I'd invite you into the chat and everyone would worship you
Snow Grouse: because he knows it'll hurt more if he goes slowly. John makes a little noise in the back of his throat, eyes flashing, not sure if he should trust David in the first place.
Snow Grouse: especially if he keeps doing *that.*
beatle_fool: ohgod
Snow Grouse: So David smiles and rolls his hips--not back and forth, but in a circling motion.
Snow Grouse: The movement he knows drives women wild
Snow Grouse: and the look in John's eyes--again, that beautiful surprise, blossoming into a grin, a baring of teeth.
Snow Grouse: "go on."
beatle_fool: x_x
Snow Grouse: And we're talking the blissful smile of Sam Tyler commits suicide level here
beatle_fool: skdfsdfjdslfkgjdfs
Snow Grouse: because the pain has gone, and when David pulls back and pushes back in, it's fucking bliss
Snow Grouse: David's never seen John like this, it's mildly disconcerting, but also the most arousing thing he's ever seen in his life.
Snow Grouse: because John? Is wriggling to take him in better,
Snow Grouse: hands tangling in David's hair because he can't get enough of soft, tender kisses.
Snow Grouse: David remembers how to breathe again and starts moving his hips faster, raising an eyebrow, seeing whether John will react to that.
Snow Grouse: John throws his head back, his eyes closed, his mouth forming a perfect O.
beatle_fool: oh god I think I'm all flushed and my entire family is in the room
Snow Grouse: :D
beatle_fool: can I paste that bit into the chat?
Snow Grouse: So David takes the hint and goes as fast as his body wants him to, not holding back any more.
beatle_fool: because they're like PORN NOW
Snow Grouse: go ahead
beatle_fool: okay now they're like GET HER ON AIM
Snow Grouse: his balls slap noisily against John's arse as he sinks into his impossibly tight warmth again, John's cock damp and hard between them
Snow Grouse: I H8 AIM
Snow Grouse: can copypaste this into an LJ entry or summat later
beatle_fool: I use Trillian. AIM, Yahoo, MSN, ICQ, Jabber, IRC all in one program
Snow Grouse: I have been thinking of getting Trillian myself
Snow Grouse: ANYWAY
Snow Grouse: :D
beatle_fool: they're killing me x_x
beatle_fool: and you're killing me
beatle_fool: I'm going to die by porn and fangirl yelling
Snow Grouse: David is now burying his face into John's shoulder, sweat in his eyes, and John is whispering in his ear
Snow Grouse: just one word, over and over again: "more."
beatle_fool: WAIT
Snow Grouse: >:)
beatle_fool: dwseason4 posted
Snow Grouse: OMG
Snow Grouse: *goes to read*
Snow Grouse: her userpic is fucking KILLING ME
Snow Grouse: (that's exactly how John is looking right now, sweaty and hot and slutty under David)
beatle_fool: nngh
Snow Grouse: well, you mentioned dwseason4, otherwise I would be going on right now
Snow Grouse: *goes to read it v. quickly*
beatle_fool: it references City of Death LOL
beatle_fool: OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Snow Grouse: THE KISSING
Snow Grouse: THE CHAINS
Snow Grouse: THE FOREHEADS TOUCHING
Snow Grouse: 9352]
Snow Grouse: DFJKL'kl
beatle_fool: DED DED DED
Snow Grouse: Ok, I so need to continue writing the pr0n because that's LEFT ME WANTING
beatle_fool: YES
Snow Grouse: John's legs slip from David's shoulders and they both groan
Snow Grouse: because that movement, that angle makes everything even tighter
Snow Grouse: just right
Snow Grouse: and John grabs his cock and wanks himself
Snow Grouse: in time with David's thrusts, frantic
beatle_fool: x_x
Snow Grouse: every push, every fucking perfect thrust against his prostate making more precome leak from his cock
Snow Grouse: and David sees this,
Snow Grouse: Takes John's hands and pins them down on the bed
Snow Grouse: John makes a frustrated, helpless sound, and the word his lips are forming might quite possibly be "please"
beatle_fool: ohgod
Snow Grouse: Laughter rumbles deep in David's chest and he flutters the tips of his fingers just on the tip of John's cock
Snow Grouse: barely touching
Snow Grouse: just a few strokes up and down,
Snow Grouse: and it's jumping in his hands and John is turning his face into the pillow and biting it, clenching the sheets in his fists, and David says "yeah."
Snow Grouse: "Let me see you. Come for me."
Snow Grouse: (all of that from between his teeth)
Snow Grouse: because he certainly is starting to come undone himself,
Snow Grouse: balls so tight against his body
Snow Grouse: and John's
beatle_fool: omg how are you hitting my kinks like this
Snow Grouse: and it's fucking perfect--John's eyes are closed, but moving underneath the lids, as if in REM sleep, he makes sounds that are indistinguishable from sobbing,
Snow Grouse: and squeezes so fucking hard around David's cock that David's orgasm erupts through him, he's pushing so hard and so deep into John his hips are bruising the soft skin,
beatle_fool: *wibbles*
Snow Grouse: John's voice hoarse, bolts of come shooting over his belly
beatle_fool: <--corpse
Snow Grouse: and David not able to stop thrusting, he's not come this hard since he was a teenager, feeling the slickness of his own come, dripping out of John's arse and onto David's balls,
Snow Grouse: wet and tight and beautiful.
Snow Grouse: So he's groaning when he finally pulls out, John grinning at him like a fucking loon, and David can't help himself, he has to reach down and lick the come off John's pink, dilated arse.
beatle_fool: ohfuck
Snow Grouse: That's exactly what John says
Snow Grouse: "...fuck."
Snow Grouse: he's shaking and trembling, still hypersensitive, when David proceeds to lick John's come off his stomach and chest, making sure to catch every drop.
Snow Grouse: John flicks a stray drop from his nipple. "You missed a bit there." and pushes his fingers into David's mouth.
beatle_fool: omg
Snow Grouse: David just gives him a *look* from underneath his lashes
Snow Grouse: and sucks and licks the fingers clean, pleasant aftershocks coursing through his body.
Snow Grouse: ...and that's about it
beatle_fool: i love you
Snow Grouse: the feeling's mutual
Snow Grouse: might put this up in a locked post y/n? If you don't mind, of course
beatle_fool: hell yes.
beatle_fool: but locked?
beatle_fool: I want to link it to EVERYONE
beatle_fool: >_>
Snow Grouse: But RPS will send me to hell
beatle_fool: you've already gone there and back
beatle_fool: multiple times
Snow Grouse: Like John, who will come back.
Snow Grouse: Bolder now.
Snow Grouse: After their last scene together.
beatle_fool: ohgod
Snow Grouse: Hyper on caffeine and from the script
beatle_fool: IN COSTUME
Snow Grouse: EXACTLY
beatle_fool: they can both be in costume
Snow Grouse: He just SLAMS David up against the men's toilet wall
beatle_fool: OH FUCK
Snow Grouse: And David is protesting so he pushes David's tie into his mouth to shut him the fuck up
Snow Grouse: David is still in angst mode and feeling shit
Snow Grouse: So this is John's way of making him feel better
Snow Grouse: and as much as that stubble irritates him, John kisses the tears off David's face
Snow Grouse: (should I continue?)
beatle_fool: YES
Snow Grouse: There's one problem, though,
Snow Grouse: David is taller than him, so something has to be done about that
Snow Grouse: John pushes them into a cubicle, making David take the seat
beatle_fool: ohdear
Snow Grouse: pulls the tie out of David's mouth, tugging on it
Snow Grouse: And just unzips
Snow Grouse: "Get it wet. Properly so I can fuck you."
Snow Grouse: David swallows and licks his lips
Snow Grouse: then nuzzles John's cock, again that bloody stubble
Snow Grouse: John runs his fingers gently behind David's ears, urging him on
Snow Grouse: By now he knows David well enough to be sure this is doing things to his inner fanboy.
beatle_fool: oh yes
Snow Grouse: David and Russell have been joking about the Master/Doctor exes thing for some time, and he knows David's passion for the characters, knows that this is exactly the sort of scenario that'd push David's buttons
beatle_fool: YES PLEASE
Snow Grouse: and sure enough, it's good to be the Master for once--after all, it makes for fucking amazing blowjobs, and where the fuck did David learn to do *that*?
Snow Grouse: Take him so deep that his throat is gagging around the head of John's cock?
Snow Grouse: Of course, John does what a megalomaniac would do at this point--he holds David's head down and pinches his nostrils shut.
Snow Grouse: David chokes, sounding as if he's about to throw up, then just holds absolutely still.
beatle_fool: omg
Snow Grouse: His chin is wet from saliva
Snow Grouse: and John lets him go,
Snow Grouse: David's such a fucking beautiful sight when he's gasping for air, eyes watering.
Snow Grouse: John takes advantage of the situation and reverses their positions, sitting down on the toilet seat, pulling his trousers and pants down to his ankles.
Snow Grouse: His and David's.
beatle_fool: i love you so much
Snow Grouse: David helping eagerly, bending down to kiss him in the middle of the unbuttoning and the unzipping, brown pinstripe cloth pooling at his ankles.
Snow Grouse: John leans back, cock in hand, jacket, tie and shirt rumpled up, smiling in the creepy way he has so far saved for the camera. Oh, it's worth it just to see David's expression.
beatle_fool: (here's some more hotness for inspiration: http://pics.livejournal.com/sam42/gallery/0001d5yw?page=4)
Snow Grouse: With one hand he fishes out a sachet of lube from his pocket--another revelation that fucks beautifully with David's mind.
Snow Grouse: David shakes his head, takes the sachet from him and rips it open with his teeth
Snow Grouse: #aewsp9u3R2]#UR]9#U
beatle_fool: nngh
Snow Grouse: THAT CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR PIC
Snow Grouse: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Snow Grouse: AND REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT LIP COLOUR, RIGHT
beatle_fool: YES
Snow Grouse: HE FUCKING WELL IS LOOKING AT DAVID LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW
Snow Grouse: David is impatient, slathers the lube quickly on John's cock, making him groan a little
beatle_fool: I put them in the wrong folder, oops
Snow Grouse: then makes a show of preparing himself,
Snow Grouse: reaching behind himself and fucking himself on his fingers
beatle_fool: YES
Snow Grouse: (because he's just that slutty.)
Snow Grouse: SIMM IS SUCH A FUCKING RENT BOY AS WELL
beatle_fool: nnngh
Snow Grouse: until John grabs David's tie again and pulls David to sit on his lap.
Snow Grouse: Rubbing his cock between David's tight buttocks, hissing.
Snow Grouse: But there's no time for games,
Snow Grouse: he gestures David to get on with it, and he does
Snow Grouse: David twines his sticky fingers into John's and looks into his eyes, perfectly honest, a little vulnerable perhaps, but certainly cheeky.
beatle_fool: you're killing me
Snow Grouse: As David pushes himself down onto John's cock, he kisses John passionately, mouth so tight on his that it's hurting,
Snow Grouse: just to muffle the sounds they both are making by now, before they can reach anyone's ears.
Snow Grouse: In this position, David's long legs are an advantage, he can easily move his hips up and down, fucking himself on John, never taking his eyes off his.
beatle_fool: fuckkkk
Snow Grouse: It's something completely different now, John swapping power-drunk acting for the real thing, his eyes wild, his fingers digging into David's hips, urging him on.
Snow Grouse: It's hard, it's fast, and they know it's not going to last for long,
Snow Grouse: there's no reason to hold back, not now, and they're whispering swearwords into each other's ears
beatle_fool: ohfuck
Snow Grouse: "So. Pretty. Sitting on my cock like that, your pretty arse so tight"
Snow Grouse: And David is biting John's ear,
Snow Grouse: "Beautiful. Fucking beautiful."
beatle_fool: dsjf;dszjglkdfjgloskdfjgldfsj;'
Snow Grouse: David says it again, looking into John's eyes: "Beautiful."
Snow Grouse: And that sends John beyond the point of no return,
Snow Grouse: he clutches David's back
Snow Grouse: wrinkling up his jacket but he doesn't care, he buries his face in David's chest as he comes, sobbing.
beatle_fool: fuck. me.
Snow Grouse: he's still hard inside David,
Snow Grouse: licking his palm and grabbing his cock like he would grab his own, just hard strokes near the head,
Snow Grouse: cupping his hands around the tip to prevent a mess and to have something for David to thrust into
Snow Grouse: and long after David has come, John keeps rubbing him, gently,
Snow Grouse: massaging the come into his softening cock, then lifting his palms up to David, who dutifully licks them clean
beatle_fool: guh
Snow Grouse: then twines his fingers with John's and kisses him, gentle again
Snow Grouse: then holds John's face against his cheek
Snow Grouse: ...giving John eye stubble again.
Snow Grouse: :D:D:D:D
beatle_fool: LOLLLLLL
I should probably atone through Kate/Sophia now, y/n?