The Dodgy World Of Colin Baker
I have been reminded that I may still have A Reputation when it comes to Dodgy Doctor Who photos. Not that it's anything to be too proud of. Someone has to share The Pain with Whodom at large, damn it.
So I present: The Dodgy World Of Colin Baker. From SPC (full set!) to recent times, for Porn Colin doesn't limit himself to just one era. Apologies in advance.
(These should all be worksafe if male toplessness and drag don't offend. They may still cause blindness and a need for brain detergents, etc...)
Game on!
Seventies Porn Colin. The Man, The Myth, The Legend!
The very image of manly manliness!
SPC is a man of action, and is thus confused by a script that doesn't have enough sweet lovin'.
"Fuck that shit, wanna drink, baby?"
"Or some salad, won't ruin your figure? I'll provide the dressing, wink wink."
"Then we can enter my temple of luuuurve."
"You don't mind if Snoopy joins in, do you, sugar?"
"'cuz a man's gotta have some pussy, you know what I'm sayin'?"
"Mm, yeah. Pussy."
The Airzone Solution is a fucking GEM. It's quite funny and interesting, but also disturbing on a number of levels. Peter Davison/Sylvester McCoy slash features, but most of the dodgy involves Colin.
Exhibit A: Colin in the shower.
Exhibit B: Bed scnes with Nicola Bryant.
Exhibit C: Ok, not dodgy, but illustrative of the levels of WTF.
Full screencaps of Airzone here.
And, uh... Colin as Marlene Dietrich... I can't even come up with captions, these just stun me into a Zen silence with their impact.
And I'll end with what I started: more poolside fun in Spain.
Note: I'd also add the image from my current icon, but can't seem to find it anywhere right now. edithmatilda?
ETA: Agh, fixed the bit where there was an image missing and I'd repeated the wine pic:P... and yeah, that's Pat Troughton in the first pic:).
So I present: The Dodgy World Of Colin Baker. From SPC (full set!) to recent times, for Porn Colin doesn't limit himself to just one era. Apologies in advance.
(These should all be worksafe if male toplessness and drag don't offend. They may still cause blindness and a need for brain detergents, etc...)
Game on!
Seventies Porn Colin. The Man, The Myth, The Legend!
The very image of manly manliness!
SPC is a man of action, and is thus confused by a script that doesn't have enough sweet lovin'.
"Fuck that shit, wanna drink, baby?"
"Or some salad, won't ruin your figure? I'll provide the dressing, wink wink."
"Then we can enter my temple of luuuurve."
"You don't mind if Snoopy joins in, do you, sugar?"
"'cuz a man's gotta have some pussy, you know what I'm sayin'?"
"Mm, yeah. Pussy."
The Airzone Solution is a fucking GEM. It's quite funny and interesting, but also disturbing on a number of levels. Peter Davison/Sylvester McCoy slash features, but most of the dodgy involves Colin.
Exhibit A: Colin in the shower.
Exhibit B: Bed scnes with Nicola Bryant.
Exhibit C: Ok, not dodgy, but illustrative of the levels of WTF.
Full screencaps of Airzone here.
And, uh... Colin as Marlene Dietrich... I can't even come up with captions, these just stun me into a Zen silence with their impact.
And I'll end with what I started: more poolside fun in Spain.
Note: I'd also add the image from my current icon, but can't seem to find it anywhere right now. edithmatilda?
ETA: Agh, fixed the bit where there was an image missing and I'd repeated the wine pic:P... and yeah, that's Pat Troughton in the first pic:).