More Tom Baker Facts!
More Tom Baker Facts. (He wanted people to know this in comments on the icon comm.)
If you were to harness the static electricity residing in Tom Baker's hair, you could power entire Eurasia for two hundred and fifty-six years and still have some left over to light up Australia for a month.
It's impossible to lose when Tom Baker is with you and within you. You automatically gain knowledge of all of the world's languages, quantum mathematics, the meaning of life and the recipe for the world's best ratatouille.
He also dictated the Bible. Everything makes so much more sense when one realises that if there's a God, it has to be Tom Baker. That explains all the crazy.
Tom is such a great force of good. Did you know he can stop nuclear missiles in flight and render them harmless just by staring at them?
It's not a well-known fact, but Tom Baker designed all of the hats in Robots of Death, so that they could convey enlightenment to humankind through their aesthetics, every detailed shape based on ancient mysticism.
(If someone agrees with The True Tom Baker Facts) Tom approves of this. He has told me that he has now nodded approvingly in your direction, meaning that you have gained messianic powers over life and death. He advises you to use those powers wisely and in the service of good.
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Merely by uttering the name "Tom Baker" with true devotion in one's heart, one can verily cut a clear path through a jam on the M25 Orbital motorway.
Chuck Norris? Tom Baker is his *Daddy*.
Tom Baker's every tooth emits as much light as ten thousand suns. His smile has been known to restore sight to the blind, scorch wrongdoers into cinders and give Godzilla the ultimate smackdown.
When Tom Baker wears a tutu, the ghost of Nurejev appears and is seen to weep tears of jealousy.
Viagra, Prozac and Valium are all manufactured from Tom Baker's toenail clippings.
Tom Baker WAS Nostradamus.
Mrs. Nostradamus knitted all of his prophecies into his scarf so he could always consult it when needed.
When Tom Baker takes a holiday in the Caribbean, the sound of his flip-flops makes The Bermuda Triangle regurgitate ships and planes.
Tom Baker can drink Father Jack Hackett, Vila Restal and Bender under the table.
"Tom's putting it in now..." is actually a magical formula guaranteed to cause orgasm at a ten thousand mile radius.
Tom Baker created the face on Mars after coming home from a pub crawl, because he thought it'd be a laugh.
Tom Baker's face on your underpants? ACTUALLY IS.
If you were to harness the static electricity residing in Tom Baker's hair, you could power entire Eurasia for two hundred and fifty-six years and still have some left over to light up Australia for a month.
It's impossible to lose when Tom Baker is with you and within you. You automatically gain knowledge of all of the world's languages, quantum mathematics, the meaning of life and the recipe for the world's best ratatouille.
He also dictated the Bible. Everything makes so much more sense when one realises that if there's a God, it has to be Tom Baker. That explains all the crazy.
Tom is such a great force of good. Did you know he can stop nuclear missiles in flight and render them harmless just by staring at them?
It's not a well-known fact, but Tom Baker designed all of the hats in Robots of Death, so that they could convey enlightenment to humankind through their aesthetics, every detailed shape based on ancient mysticism.
(If someone agrees with The True Tom Baker Facts) Tom approves of this. He has told me that he has now nodded approvingly in your direction, meaning that you have gained messianic powers over life and death. He advises you to use those powers wisely and in the service of good.
(And there's more...)
***
Merely by uttering the name "Tom Baker" with true devotion in one's heart, one can verily cut a clear path through a jam on the M25 Orbital motorway.
Chuck Norris? Tom Baker is his *Daddy*.
Tom Baker's every tooth emits as much light as ten thousand suns. His smile has been known to restore sight to the blind, scorch wrongdoers into cinders and give Godzilla the ultimate smackdown.
When Tom Baker wears a tutu, the ghost of Nurejev appears and is seen to weep tears of jealousy.
Viagra, Prozac and Valium are all manufactured from Tom Baker's toenail clippings.
Tom Baker WAS Nostradamus.
Mrs. Nostradamus knitted all of his prophecies into his scarf so he could always consult it when needed.
When Tom Baker takes a holiday in the Caribbean, the sound of his flip-flops makes The Bermuda Triangle regurgitate ships and planes.
Tom Baker can drink Father Jack Hackett, Vila Restal and Bender under the table.
"Tom's putting it in now..." is actually a magical formula guaranteed to cause orgasm at a ten thousand mile radius.
Tom Baker created the face on Mars after coming home from a pub crawl, because he thought it'd be a laugh.
Tom Baker's face on your underpants? ACTUALLY IS.