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Here are the top 10 ways you can tell the person saving you is a gamer.
10. When the triage nurse is treating you in the emergency area, she asks: "How did you get pwned?"
9. Game Options - > Parental Controls - > Blood - > Off.
8. No matter how bad it is, they figure you can just reboot from your last save.
7. Your rescuer demands fuel credits before you can be saved.
6. They think the bloodstain on you is a stuck pixel.
5. They look you in the eye, raise their hand and yell "healing wave", shout "wind wall totem" and "lightning bolt" at your attacker.
4. Then they hide behind the nearest crate.
3. Their leather bag contains strange items collected on their journey.
2. They do chest compressions in the shape of Ctrl Alt Del.
1. They put the first-aid box on your chest and say your health has increased 20 per cent.
From The Australian
10. When the triage nurse is treating you in the emergency area, she asks: "How did you get pwned?"
9. Game Options - > Parental Controls - > Blood - > Off.
8. No matter how bad it is, they figure you can just reboot from your last save.
7. Your rescuer demands fuel credits before you can be saved.
6. They think the bloodstain on you is a stuck pixel.
5. They look you in the eye, raise their hand and yell "healing wave", shout "wind wall totem" and "lightning bolt" at your attacker.
4. Then they hide behind the nearest crate.
3. Their leather bag contains strange items collected on their journey.
2. They do chest compressions in the shape of Ctrl Alt Del.
1. They put the first-aid box on your chest and say your health has increased 20 per cent.
From The Australian