Lemming? Who me? :-)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I helped dashan see the light (8 points). Last month I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ximeria (-5000 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4978 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
snowdrop3100