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Recent Life Discoveries
(1)
I guess now I am the type of person college guys look at and think,
"Hmm, she probably knows about mopping floors let's ask her."
"Excuse me, ma'am what kind of cleaner do you use to mop your floor?"
(2)
It has become apparent that we are boring now that we don't play Magic.
(I'm glad we found that out now!!)
(3)
I used to be a taxi; I'm not anymore.
I am also not the owner of a hotel. I have a family of 5 and a small apartment.
That's about all I have.
(4)
Cigarettes made me nice. I'm not anymore.
No, that's not true.
When I was younger I was the nicest person you could ever possibly meet.
I would do anything for anyone. What I've come to realize is that I am unique in that respect.
Most people are assholes. I have been taken advantage of too much to even try to be nice anymore.
NOTE TO ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY READS THIS:
If someone is nice to you appreciate it and don't use them or take advantage of the fact that they like to help people.
(5)
The only people I actually give a shit about anymore or make an effort to love and care for are
my children, Sam and my dad.
That probably won't ever change.
(6)
I'm tired of trying not to offend people.
I have spent the majority of my life doing just that.
Trying not to offend people.
No more.
The End.