Dear Mother Nature,

Feb 03, 2011 10:45

 Take back your seasons, we don't want them.

Give us back the hellish heat and oppressive humidity, anything besides this bone shattering cold and ice.

This is Texas. Extreme deep south Texas at that. We don't do ice and snow and cold.

I'd rather like to be able to use my hands again soon.

Sincerely,

Shawn.

P.S.

FUUUUUUCK ITS COLD!

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27 degrees with a high of 33. I know that sounds like a balmy paradise to the rest of ya'll, but to us..... it's the bloody equivalent of the negative teens. And not a decent winter coat to be had.

Cooooold.

Thank god for the giant space heater that is my dag's dog Max. Although he's heavy as fuck when he sleeps on top of you all night. 
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