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So the guy that works across the street at the RaceMart claims to be some sorta DJ and knows all these famous people. I havent talked to him in months, ever since I told him off for trying to hit on Jenna when she wanted nothing to do with him. I see him today and I was nice even tho I didnt want to be. As soon as I leave, I get a text message that says "nice contacts"
me: thanks
him: so i think we got off on the wrong foot, maybe we could be friends if im not too old for you (backstory is, he's like 30 something trying to hit on Jenna who is only 20, gross)
me: yeah i know i can be a snot sometimes
Mind you, I'm only being nice because he mentioned Dashboard Confessional playing in NYC next week and I want tickets!
him: So the real question is do u have a bf?
LK tells me to write "no but im playing the field"
him: me 2. so u wanna play with me, lol i'll take u to a show, dinner, drinks, movie, etc?
him: i promise u wont be disappointed
me: i think i just threw up a little bit in my mouth
him: so should i take that as a no and or what?
him: hmmm?
me: hold on, i think i gotta go throw up again
This boy isnt too smart is he?
me: thanks
him: so i think we got off on the wrong foot, maybe we could be friends if im not too old for you (backstory is, he's like 30 something trying to hit on Jenna who is only 20, gross)
me: yeah i know i can be a snot sometimes
Mind you, I'm only being nice because he mentioned Dashboard Confessional playing in NYC next week and I want tickets!
him: So the real question is do u have a bf?
LK tells me to write "no but im playing the field"
him: me 2. so u wanna play with me, lol i'll take u to a show, dinner, drinks, movie, etc?
him: i promise u wont be disappointed
me: i think i just threw up a little bit in my mouth
him: so should i take that as a no and or what?
him: hmmm?
me: hold on, i think i gotta go throw up again
This boy isnt too smart is he?