kinda funny.. kinda true
Once you have opened this e-mail, there's no turning back. Below are
true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35
years ago by an astrologist's predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your
zodiac sign and label on the subject line, this is the real deal, try
ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day
starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
Aries (21 March-20 April)
Taurus (21 April-21 May)
Gemini (22 May-22 June)
Cancer (23 June-23 July)
Leo (24 July-23 August)
Virgo (24 August-23 September)
Libra (24 September-23 October)
Scorpio (24 October-22 November)
Sagittarius (23 November-22 December)
Capricorn (23 December-19 January)
Aquarius (20 January-19 February)
Pisces (20 February-20 March)
VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants
the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything
you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7
years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of
humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they
want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and
sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet!
however not
the kind of person you wanna mess with ... u might end
up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess
with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves
relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck
if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind.
Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic.
Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will
Knock your
lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward
GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good
in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but
will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy.
Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make
out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST
IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not
forward
LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable.
Outgoing.
Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being
in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find.
Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very
romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative.
Extremely random and proud
of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But
will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should
hold on to. 12 years
of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last
word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around.Extremely weird but
in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful.
Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly,
fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy.
Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great
talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in
sports.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if
you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good
fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in
times of need.
Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind.
Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years
of bad luck if
you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in
long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very
pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of
a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person
you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of
person you wanna mess with- you
might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35
years ago by an astrologist's predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your
zodiac sign and label on the subject line, this is the real deal, try
ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day
starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
Aries (21 March-20 April)
Taurus (21 April-21 May)
Gemini (22 May-22 June)
Cancer (23 June-23 July)
Leo (24 July-23 August)
Virgo (24 August-23 September)
Libra (24 September-23 October)
Scorpio (24 October-22 November)
Sagittarius (23 November-22 December)
Capricorn (23 December-19 January)
Aquarius (20 January-19 February)
Pisces (20 February-20 March)
VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants
the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything
you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7
years of bad luck if you do not forward.
SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of
humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they
want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships.
Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and
sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet!
however not
the kind of person you wanna mess with ... u might end
up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess
with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves
relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck
if you do not forward.
AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind.
Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic.
Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will
Knock your
lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward
GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good
in the you know where... Lover not a fighter, but
will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy.
Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make
out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST
IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not
forward
LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have
fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable.
Outgoing.
Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being
in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find.
Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CANCER - The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very
romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative.
Extremely random and proud
of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But
will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should
hold on to. 12 years
of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last
word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around.Extremely weird but
in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful.
Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly,
fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy.
Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great
talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in
sports.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if
you do not forward.
TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good
fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in
times of need.
Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind.
Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years
of bad luck if
you do not forward.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in
long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very
pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of
a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person
you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of
person you wanna mess with- you
might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.