super funny
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I set roxiehart21's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I put gum in terpsichore9's hair (-12 points). Last Monday I helped raulium across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, puppyking920 (-5000 points). In February I put money in wondertimesfour's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5058 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Snowangel779