An Honest Mistake
milkshakett: hey mikey
milkshakett: i figured u would b out and about
Mike: nah... too much cleaning to do
milkshakett: oh okay
milkshakett: i just got home from dinner at the president's house.
milkshakett: i see why they charge 30k to come here
Mike: I tried to kill myself a couple of times... did you know that?
milkshakett: when? today
Mike: no, ummm..
Mike: around 2003 I think
milkshakett: why
Mike: I thought I had HIV and I didn't want my family and friends to have to see me go through that
Mike: turns out I was wrong after all
milkshakett: well that's good
Mike: No matter what, we are all going to die
milkshakett: that u didnt do it
Mike: one way or another
Mike: BUT
Mike: before I tried to commit suicide, I went on a cleaning binge
Mike: \I cleaned everything
Mike: my idea was that I would leave no mess for anyone to clean
Mike: Suicide was excellent motivation to clean
Mike: I wish I wanted to kill myself so that I could get this over with.
Mike: I guess its not so bad
milkshakett: mike
Mike: its really putting things back where they belong
Mike: dishes
Mike: and ummm..
milkshakett: dont say that
Mike: maybe I should wipe some dust off of things
Mike: I could dust hte gun cabinet
Mike: or the cutlery
Mike: maybe I can wipe out the ashtray next to the bed...
milkshakett: u smoke in ur house?
Mike:
Mike: no
Mike: sleep
Mike: til
Mike: Brooklyn!
milkshakett: i figured u would b out and about
Mike: nah... too much cleaning to do
milkshakett: oh okay
milkshakett: i just got home from dinner at the president's house.
milkshakett: i see why they charge 30k to come here
Mike: I tried to kill myself a couple of times... did you know that?
milkshakett: when? today
Mike: no, ummm..
Mike: around 2003 I think
milkshakett: why
Mike: I thought I had HIV and I didn't want my family and friends to have to see me go through that
Mike: turns out I was wrong after all
milkshakett: well that's good
Mike: No matter what, we are all going to die
milkshakett: that u didnt do it
Mike: one way or another
Mike: BUT
Mike: before I tried to commit suicide, I went on a cleaning binge
Mike: \I cleaned everything
Mike: my idea was that I would leave no mess for anyone to clean
Mike: Suicide was excellent motivation to clean
Mike: I wish I wanted to kill myself so that I could get this over with.
Mike: I guess its not so bad
milkshakett: mike
Mike: its really putting things back where they belong
Mike: dishes
Mike: and ummm..
milkshakett: dont say that
Mike: maybe I should wipe some dust off of things
Mike: I could dust hte gun cabinet
Mike: or the cutlery
Mike: maybe I can wipe out the ashtray next to the bed...
milkshakett: u smoke in ur house?
Mike:
Mike: no
Mike: sleep
Mike: til
Mike: Brooklyn!