being Illogical Is Too Fun For Words
Title: This World Is Not Right (Sequel to Drunk Is All You Need To Know
Author:Haru x3
Fandom: HSJ
Pairing: Takayama, Arijima, Yabunoo, Inookaru, Hikato, Chiitaro
Rating: PG-13
Genre: CRACK
Summary: ABC once again makes HSJ crazy, at least most of them.
A/N: I had no idea this was in my documents since last year XD.
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It was a normal day until...
Pooot
Yuto covered his nose and pointed at Hikaru, "HOW DARE YOU FART!?"
Hikaru's eyes widen and pointed back at Yuto, "IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS YOU!"
Keito smacked them both with a newspaper, "IT WAS THE TV DAMNIT!"
Yamada noticed Daiki was more quiet than usual. He looked for the little boy. He spotted him in a corner and walked up to him.
"Dai-chan! What are you doing?" Yamada asked with a smile.
Daiki turned to him, smiling as well. "I'm inflating condoms!"
Yamad fell down on the ground. Daiki poked him with slippery fingers and played around with his cheeks. Keito saw Inoo playing around in a corner, bottles everywhere.
"Inoo, what are you doing?" Keito asked.
Inoo pointed at the big bucket in front of him, "Making a bucket of lube!"
Keito's face turned into unimaginable weirdness, "For?"
"To dump it on Yabu!" Inoo chirped.
Keito turned around and fell face first. Ryutaro spanked Inoo's butt with a fly swatter, "Bad Inoo!"
Inoo wailed, "WAAAAAAAAH!!"
Yabu bounced into the room, naked. "IT'S SO BREEZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Chinen threw a pie between Yabu's legs. "HAVE SOME DAMN SANITY!!"
Yabu yelped and fell down. Daiki bounced towards Yuto, finished playing with condoms. "YUUTO!! LOOKIE AT THE PRETTY BALLOONS I MADE!" Daiki showed Yuto one of the inflated condoms.
Yuto took it and stared at it with shocked eyes, "Dai-chan are you alright?"
Daiki nodded his head and jumped on Yuto's back. "CARRRRRRY MEEEEEE!" Yuto shook his head and gave Daiki a short piggyback ride.
Yamada woke up from his fainting. Yamada blinked as Takaki nuzzled himself next to him.
"Yuuyan, what are you doing?" Yamada asked.
"I ARE KITTYYYYY." Takaki announced.
Yamada blinked but shrugged, as long as Takaki doesn't go crazy on him, he's fine with it. Inoo got the bucket of lube and dumped it all over Hikaru. Hikaru flailed his arms and skated around the room, pulling down Chinen's pants on the way.
Chinen's eyes turned into bloody murder and jump kicked Hikaru on the ground. Chinen jumped up and down on Hikaru's back, yelling at him.
"YOU NEVER EVER PULL DOWN MY PANTS!! OHNO TOUCHED IT!! IMMA BURN YOUR HANDS AND SPANK YOU WITH A BAT!! BWUAHAHAHA!!" Chinen shouted.
Inoo laughed and tackled Yabu. Inoo made Yabu twirl around, like what a ballerina would do on stage. Ryutaro aimed a pie at Inoo, but missed by a few inches. The pie landed on Daiki's face. Daiki sniffed before wailing.
"WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! RYUTARO ISH MEAN!! HE THREW PIE IN MY CUTE FACE!!" Daiki whined.
Yuto grabbed a plate of jello from the table and threw it at Ryutaro. Daiki giggled and licked Yuto's face. "THANK YOU!"
Yuto grinned and threw another plate of jello at Ryutaro, giving him another lick on the cheek. Ryutaro got irritated and threw a cake at Yuto. Daiki laughed and smeared the cake into Yuto's face. Yuto frowned and and threw another plate of jello at Ryutaro, but missed and the plate hit Yabu's butt.
Ryutaro laughed maniacally and threw random desserts on Yabu. Keito woke up from his shock and shook his head. He glanced around, was he the only sane one left? Chinen spanked Hikaru and started to yell at him.
"BAAAAAAAD HIKARI!!"
"BUT MOMMY!"
"NO BUTS!"
Yamada sat on Takaki's lap, chewing gum happily. Takaki at his ice cream messily, the dairy all over his face. Takaki wiped his face on Yamada's shirt. Yamada pouted.
"Yuuyan~! You made me all messy...I'll have to take a shower now." Yamada got off of Takaki's lap and was about to go to the shower room until Takaki pulled him back into his lap.
"Don't go! I needs Ryo-chan!" Takaki gave him a kicked puppy dog face. Yamada sighed and sat into Takaki's lap.
Daiki failed his arms, "YUTO IS A PERV!! A BIG BIG PERV!! HE WANTS TO F*CK MEEEE!"
Yuto covered Daiki's mouth, "I didn't say anything about it!"
Ryutaro threw a pie into Yuto's face, "RAPIST!"
Yabu drew a bra onto Inoo's chest with whip dream, then drawing on the latter's back with chocolate syrup. Hikaru managed to get Chinen off his back and pinned the younger down. CHinen's eyes teared up.
"YABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HIKARU WANTS TO RAPE MEEEEE!!" Chinen shouted.
Hikaru felt a shadow loom over him. He looked back. Yabu looked murderous.
"INOO-CHAN!" Yabu shouted.
Inoo marched towards Yabu, "Yes?"
"STRIP HIM OF HIS CLOTHING!" Yabu ordered.
Inoo nodded and stripped Hikaru of his clothing. Chinen scrambled from underneath Hikaru and laughed at Hikaru.
"TIE HIM UP!" Yabu yelled.
Inoo tied Hikaru with his own clothes and threw him into the corner of punishment. Yabu laughed like a maniac and threw cakes, pies and cupcakes at Hikaru. Hikaru screamed when a cake collided with his nuts, that hurt.
Chinen backed away from Yabu and Inoo, who were still throwing items at Hikaru. Keito threw a cake at Inoo and Yabu.
"DON'T ATTACK MY HIKARI-CHAN!"
Inoo blinked before smirking. He walked up to Hikaru. "Eh~? But he's so cute~". Inoo pecked Hikaru's cheek. Keito was fuming red with anger. He lunged at Inoo and started to insult and curse him.
"HOW DARE YOU KISS HIKARI?! HE'S MINE YOU BIATCH!!" Keito yelled, shaking Inoo.
Yabu watched, grinning at Keito's sudden wild personality. Ryutaro wasn't sure whether to watch or cower in fear. Inoo stopped Keito from shaking him anymore and pinned him to the wall. Keito swallowed, bad idea to shake Inoo.
"You.Don't.Ever.Shake.Me." Inoo stated, looking at Keito intensely.
Hikaru managed to untangle his clothes and took Keito away from Inoo.
"MINES, TAKE YABU!" Hikaru barked.
Inoo sniffed and sulked to Yabu, "They're mean..."
Yabu patted his head, "It's OK, you have me."
Inoo moved away, "BUT YOU'RE NAKED!"
Daiki happily ate his pocky, ignoring Yuto. Yuto frowned at him. He took away Daiki's pocky and threw it into the trash can. Daiki sniffed and pouted.
"Yuto's so mean! He threw my pocky away!" Daiki whined.
Yuto whispered huskily into his ear, "But I'm going to eat you~". Daiki winced when Yuto nibbled on his earlobe.
Daiki moved away from Yuto, "Yuto wa hentai desu..."
Yuto pulled him into his lap, "I'm not~"
Daiki squirmed around, "Ish Yuto going to do bad things to me?"
"No, Dai-chan. I'm going to do good things to you." Yuto answered.
As if Daiki knew the meaning of good in that sentence in Yuto's dictionary.
Yamada hopped off Takaki's lap and pulled down Daiki's pants, nothing was really good to do. Daiki whimpered and pulled up his pants, face red.
"Yuuuto..!" Daiki whimpered out.
"Thanks Yama-chan." Yuto dragged Daiki out of the room and into the nearest closet available.
Yamada shrugged. He yelped when Takaki suddenly glomped him. "Yama-chan! Let's go play outside!" Takaki suggested.
"But it's raining." Yamada pointed out.
Too late, Takaki already dragged him outside to play in the pouring rain. Ryutaro and Chinen stared at each other before smacking each other with food.
~Omake 1~
BEST, Chinen and Ryutaro grumbled about their headache. Keito cornered the culprits with a squeaky bat.
"So, Why'd you do it?" Keito asked in deadly tone.
ABC cowered, "We thought it was water!"
Yuto shrugged, "It wasn't bad."
"You were smexing Arioka!" Keito scolded.
Yuto shrugged. Keito looked at ABC before attacking them in blind British furry. Who knew Keito was actually evil?
~Omake 2~
Once again, ABC was forced into costumes. Johnny fainted when he saw ABC dressed in swim suits. Female swim suits. Hasshi sighed, wondering why he was with ABC-Z for. He went away to complain to the rest of TOP3.
~Owari~
Author:Haru x3
Fandom: HSJ
Pairing: Takayama, Arijima, Yabunoo, Inookaru, Hikato, Chiitaro
Rating: PG-13
Genre: CRACK
Summary: ABC once again makes HSJ crazy, at least most of them.
A/N: I had no idea this was in my documents since last year XD.
~~~~~~~
It was a normal day until...
Pooot
Yuto covered his nose and pointed at Hikaru, "HOW DARE YOU FART!?"
Hikaru's eyes widen and pointed back at Yuto, "IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS YOU!"
Keito smacked them both with a newspaper, "IT WAS THE TV DAMNIT!"
Yamada noticed Daiki was more quiet than usual. He looked for the little boy. He spotted him in a corner and walked up to him.
"Dai-chan! What are you doing?" Yamada asked with a smile.
Daiki turned to him, smiling as well. "I'm inflating condoms!"
Yamad fell down on the ground. Daiki poked him with slippery fingers and played around with his cheeks. Keito saw Inoo playing around in a corner, bottles everywhere.
"Inoo, what are you doing?" Keito asked.
Inoo pointed at the big bucket in front of him, "Making a bucket of lube!"
Keito's face turned into unimaginable weirdness, "For?"
"To dump it on Yabu!" Inoo chirped.
Keito turned around and fell face first. Ryutaro spanked Inoo's butt with a fly swatter, "Bad Inoo!"
Inoo wailed, "WAAAAAAAAH!!"
Yabu bounced into the room, naked. "IT'S SO BREEZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Chinen threw a pie between Yabu's legs. "HAVE SOME DAMN SANITY!!"
Yabu yelped and fell down. Daiki bounced towards Yuto, finished playing with condoms. "YUUTO!! LOOKIE AT THE PRETTY BALLOONS I MADE!" Daiki showed Yuto one of the inflated condoms.
Yuto took it and stared at it with shocked eyes, "Dai-chan are you alright?"
Daiki nodded his head and jumped on Yuto's back. "CARRRRRRY MEEEEEE!" Yuto shook his head and gave Daiki a short piggyback ride.
Yamada woke up from his fainting. Yamada blinked as Takaki nuzzled himself next to him.
"Yuuyan, what are you doing?" Yamada asked.
"I ARE KITTYYYYY." Takaki announced.
Yamada blinked but shrugged, as long as Takaki doesn't go crazy on him, he's fine with it. Inoo got the bucket of lube and dumped it all over Hikaru. Hikaru flailed his arms and skated around the room, pulling down Chinen's pants on the way.
Chinen's eyes turned into bloody murder and jump kicked Hikaru on the ground. Chinen jumped up and down on Hikaru's back, yelling at him.
"YOU NEVER EVER PULL DOWN MY PANTS!! OHNO TOUCHED IT!! IMMA BURN YOUR HANDS AND SPANK YOU WITH A BAT!! BWUAHAHAHA!!" Chinen shouted.
Inoo laughed and tackled Yabu. Inoo made Yabu twirl around, like what a ballerina would do on stage. Ryutaro aimed a pie at Inoo, but missed by a few inches. The pie landed on Daiki's face. Daiki sniffed before wailing.
"WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! RYUTARO ISH MEAN!! HE THREW PIE IN MY CUTE FACE!!" Daiki whined.
Yuto grabbed a plate of jello from the table and threw it at Ryutaro. Daiki giggled and licked Yuto's face. "THANK YOU!"
Yuto grinned and threw another plate of jello at Ryutaro, giving him another lick on the cheek. Ryutaro got irritated and threw a cake at Yuto. Daiki laughed and smeared the cake into Yuto's face. Yuto frowned and and threw another plate of jello at Ryutaro, but missed and the plate hit Yabu's butt.
Ryutaro laughed maniacally and threw random desserts on Yabu. Keito woke up from his shock and shook his head. He glanced around, was he the only sane one left? Chinen spanked Hikaru and started to yell at him.
"BAAAAAAAD HIKARI!!"
"BUT MOMMY!"
"NO BUTS!"
Yamada sat on Takaki's lap, chewing gum happily. Takaki at his ice cream messily, the dairy all over his face. Takaki wiped his face on Yamada's shirt. Yamada pouted.
"Yuuyan~! You made me all messy...I'll have to take a shower now." Yamada got off of Takaki's lap and was about to go to the shower room until Takaki pulled him back into his lap.
"Don't go! I needs Ryo-chan!" Takaki gave him a kicked puppy dog face. Yamada sighed and sat into Takaki's lap.
Daiki failed his arms, "YUTO IS A PERV!! A BIG BIG PERV!! HE WANTS TO F*CK MEEEE!"
Yuto covered Daiki's mouth, "I didn't say anything about it!"
Ryutaro threw a pie into Yuto's face, "RAPIST!"
Yabu drew a bra onto Inoo's chest with whip dream, then drawing on the latter's back with chocolate syrup. Hikaru managed to get Chinen off his back and pinned the younger down. CHinen's eyes teared up.
"YABUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HIKARU WANTS TO RAPE MEEEEE!!" Chinen shouted.
Hikaru felt a shadow loom over him. He looked back. Yabu looked murderous.
"INOO-CHAN!" Yabu shouted.
Inoo marched towards Yabu, "Yes?"
"STRIP HIM OF HIS CLOTHING!" Yabu ordered.
Inoo nodded and stripped Hikaru of his clothing. Chinen scrambled from underneath Hikaru and laughed at Hikaru.
"TIE HIM UP!" Yabu yelled.
Inoo tied Hikaru with his own clothes and threw him into the corner of punishment. Yabu laughed like a maniac and threw cakes, pies and cupcakes at Hikaru. Hikaru screamed when a cake collided with his nuts, that hurt.
Chinen backed away from Yabu and Inoo, who were still throwing items at Hikaru. Keito threw a cake at Inoo and Yabu.
"DON'T ATTACK MY HIKARI-CHAN!"
Inoo blinked before smirking. He walked up to Hikaru. "Eh~? But he's so cute~". Inoo pecked Hikaru's cheek. Keito was fuming red with anger. He lunged at Inoo and started to insult and curse him.
"HOW DARE YOU KISS HIKARI?! HE'S MINE YOU BIATCH!!" Keito yelled, shaking Inoo.
Yabu watched, grinning at Keito's sudden wild personality. Ryutaro wasn't sure whether to watch or cower in fear. Inoo stopped Keito from shaking him anymore and pinned him to the wall. Keito swallowed, bad idea to shake Inoo.
"You.Don't.Ever.Shake.Me." Inoo stated, looking at Keito intensely.
Hikaru managed to untangle his clothes and took Keito away from Inoo.
"MINES, TAKE YABU!" Hikaru barked.
Inoo sniffed and sulked to Yabu, "They're mean..."
Yabu patted his head, "It's OK, you have me."
Inoo moved away, "BUT YOU'RE NAKED!"
Daiki happily ate his pocky, ignoring Yuto. Yuto frowned at him. He took away Daiki's pocky and threw it into the trash can. Daiki sniffed and pouted.
"Yuto's so mean! He threw my pocky away!" Daiki whined.
Yuto whispered huskily into his ear, "But I'm going to eat you~". Daiki winced when Yuto nibbled on his earlobe.
Daiki moved away from Yuto, "Yuto wa hentai desu..."
Yuto pulled him into his lap, "I'm not~"
Daiki squirmed around, "Ish Yuto going to do bad things to me?"
"No, Dai-chan. I'm going to do good things to you." Yuto answered.
As if Daiki knew the meaning of good in that sentence in Yuto's dictionary.
Yamada hopped off Takaki's lap and pulled down Daiki's pants, nothing was really good to do. Daiki whimpered and pulled up his pants, face red.
"Yuuuto..!" Daiki whimpered out.
"Thanks Yama-chan." Yuto dragged Daiki out of the room and into the nearest closet available.
Yamada shrugged. He yelped when Takaki suddenly glomped him. "Yama-chan! Let's go play outside!" Takaki suggested.
"But it's raining." Yamada pointed out.
Too late, Takaki already dragged him outside to play in the pouring rain. Ryutaro and Chinen stared at each other before smacking each other with food.
~Omake 1~
BEST, Chinen and Ryutaro grumbled about their headache. Keito cornered the culprits with a squeaky bat.
"So, Why'd you do it?" Keito asked in deadly tone.
ABC cowered, "We thought it was water!"
Yuto shrugged, "It wasn't bad."
"You were smexing Arioka!" Keito scolded.
Yuto shrugged. Keito looked at ABC before attacking them in blind British furry. Who knew Keito was actually evil?
~Omake 2~
Once again, ABC was forced into costumes. Johnny fainted when he saw ABC dressed in swim suits. Female swim suits. Hasshi sighed, wondering why he was with ABC-Z for. He went away to complain to the rest of TOP3.
~Owari~