"It's not a good day in the lab unless someone breaks some glassware"
Things to do this week:
-Projectile-vomit bizarrely colored ex-food: Check. (Predominant color = bright green)*
-(Nearly) get run over by idiot Japanese tourists: Check. (Bonus for having same idiots nearly trample me in the Skyway while looking for their hotel, too)
-Spill large quantities of soda over important documents: Check. (vehicle registration thingy)
-Have at least one major electronic device malfunction and have to be replaced: Check. (monitor, during a RS)
-Have the most incompetent project manager ever spawned by Management get RE-assigned to project: Check. (Bonus points: she has a relative who works in a different department who is almost as incompetent)
Yaaaay! My week wins at life! XD
*ok, so the projectile vomit was actually last weekend, but close enough.
-Projectile-vomit bizarrely colored ex-food: Check. (Predominant color = bright green)*
-(Nearly) get run over by idiot Japanese tourists: Check. (Bonus for having same idiots nearly trample me in the Skyway while looking for their hotel, too)
-Spill large quantities of soda over important documents: Check. (vehicle registration thingy)
-Have at least one major electronic device malfunction and have to be replaced: Check. (monitor, during a RS)
-Have the most incompetent project manager ever spawned by Management get RE-assigned to project: Check. (Bonus points: she has a relative who works in a different department who is almost as incompetent)
Yaaaay! My week wins at life! XD
*ok, so the projectile vomit was actually last weekend, but close enough.