When nerds write movie reviews
Although the rest of the review isn't quite up to their usual snark-filled standards[0], something about this phrase from Pajiba's review of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 tickled my nerd-funny-bone: "With four separate storylines, you’d think this film would be pretty engaging or at least that the 1 hour and 57 minutes would easily pass by, but this clunker drags more slowly than Captain Pegleg attempting to smuggle a leg full of ferrite out of a particle accelerator."
Now back to your regularly-scheduled programming...
[0] Seriously: if you're looking for awesomely snarky and funny reviews of movies (which I find generally line up nicely with my own opinions, too) that are still intelligent and well-read, you owe it to yourself to go check out Pajiba. The comment threads are often even funnier than the reviews, too: so much so that Pajiba's editors have started doing "Top Ten Comments of the Week" postings. Too cool.
Now back to your regularly-scheduled programming...
[0] Seriously: if you're looking for awesomely snarky and funny reviews of movies (which I find generally line up nicely with my own opinions, too) that are still intelligent and well-read, you owe it to yourself to go check out Pajiba. The comment threads are often even funnier than the reviews, too: so much so that Pajiba's editors have started doing "Top Ten Comments of the Week" postings. Too cool.