Mar 04, 2008 10:52
you know that feeling where you could swear that there is a bug crawling on your skin and you go to wipe it off and it is actually just a hair or a piece of lint? You know the only thing worse than that? Having an actual SPIDER in your pants!
Jerk::EDIT:: Pervert Spider
So it didn't want to put this next part in here, because quite frankly its a little gross, but Brittany made me promise that I would:
So at work last night we only got one kid in. Well about a half an hour after he got there, he had to go to the bathroom, so we showed him where it was and about 3 minutes later he comes out, looking a little confused and says "Can you come look at my caca?" Deedra and I just looked at eachother and then I told him to just go ahead and flush it. He said that he tried but it didn't go anywhere. So Deedra goes back to help him and she comes back out and says to me "um, its stuck". So I went in to take a look and sure enough, it was ... stuck. I guess it was just so dense that is sunk straight to the bottom and adhered its smelly self to the bowl. So I spent a couple minutes trying to track down some sort of toilet ... thing, but we had NOTHING. So finally, desperate as I was I grabbed a straw and just ... sorta... poked at it until it fell down the u-bend. I know that was totally TMI and I sorry, but after all of those "I love my job" entires, I figured I should try to balance it out a bit. Mission accomplished, I'd say, lol.
I hope that made you feel a little better about your job Mandi Lynn =)
So its about time to head off to algebra now. I'll talk to ya'll some more later, but until then sho long.