Yet more encounters of the consumer kind
1. I am neatening a table with undies on it, and a shopper is looking through the selection
(The shopper moves closer to me)
Her (quietly): I really hate your store (smiles)
Me: Uhhhh...
2. What I assume is a girl and her gay best friend walk in and start pawing through the new underwear we have out
Her: WTF is THIS?
Gay best friend: Oh my GAWD.
(they bring what they are exclaiming over to me)
Her: What is this? Who wears this shit?
Gay best friend: If I was goin down on some one and they were wearing this, I would be like "oh HELL NO"!
(the underwear in question is a horrid pink color that says "wanna make out?" in glitter on the front)
Me: Yeaaaaah... thats our new stock. Um. I can direct you to some less garish undies if you would like.
(as I am saying this, another girl comes in and sees the stack of underwear in question)
Other girl: Oh!! These are SOOOO CUUUUTE!
(Girl and Gay best friend walk out laughing)
(The shopper moves closer to me)
Her (quietly): I really hate your store (smiles)
Me: Uhhhh...
2. What I assume is a girl and her gay best friend walk in and start pawing through the new underwear we have out
Her: WTF is THIS?
Gay best friend: Oh my GAWD.
(they bring what they are exclaiming over to me)
Her: What is this? Who wears this shit?
Gay best friend: If I was goin down on some one and they were wearing this, I would be like "oh HELL NO"!
(the underwear in question is a horrid pink color that says "wanna make out?" in glitter on the front)
Me: Yeaaaaah... thats our new stock. Um. I can direct you to some less garish undies if you would like.
(as I am saying this, another girl comes in and sees the stack of underwear in question)
Other girl: Oh!! These are SOOOO CUUUUTE!
(Girl and Gay best friend walk out laughing)