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Super-teen extraordinaire. Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Runs around in underwear. Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Rescues Washington D.C. Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Unless something better’s on TV. Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
His brain’s overloading it has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud. Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Check out Dexter Douglas - Nerd computer ace
Went surfing on the Internet & was zapped to cyberspace
He turned into the Freakazoid.
He’s strong & super-quick
He drives the villains crazy ’cause he’s a lunatic
His home base is the Freakalair. Freakazoid! Fricassee!
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!
Rides around in the Freakmobile. Freakazoid! Freakazoo!
Hopes to make a movie deal. Freaka me! Freaka you!
He’s here to save the nation so stay tuned to this station
If not, we’ll be unemployed.
Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
