LIFE IS PEACHY
Not only did I just get back from a week lazing by a pool in Florida and frolicking in the ocean, the boy I like is so sweet to me, quiz show is downloading as I type this BUT THE EPIK HIGH SHOW ISN'T ACTUALLY 21+ omg omg omg omg omg omg omg.
Oh and the government is buying me a shiny new laptop.
I bought a killer pair of heels in the states. You guys have the WORST LIQUOR on the planet. wtf is malt liquor?! It tastes like poorly flavoured piss, where is the vodka? Man, you all have it rough. Also? No cherry whisky or ketchup chips.
I am in police training now, I had to learn how to use a camera, like one of the 1000 dollar ones, I was terrified that I was going to break it when they assigned me one and sent me to a crime scene and were all like 'we want to see how you do before the training' I am surrounded by cops, it's weird, I have to wear this shirt that say 'forensics' across the back all day, it's less then hot but it's kind of cool.
I think that's it for now. There isn't internet in my room, but I am camped out in the library, and I will try and be here most evenings.
Oh and the government is buying me a shiny new laptop.
I bought a killer pair of heels in the states. You guys have the WORST LIQUOR on the planet. wtf is malt liquor?! It tastes like poorly flavoured piss, where is the vodka? Man, you all have it rough. Also? No cherry whisky or ketchup chips.
I am in police training now, I had to learn how to use a camera, like one of the 1000 dollar ones, I was terrified that I was going to break it when they assigned me one and sent me to a crime scene and were all like 'we want to see how you do before the training' I am surrounded by cops, it's weird, I have to wear this shirt that say 'forensics' across the back all day, it's less then hot but it's kind of cool.
I think that's it for now. There isn't internet in my room, but I am camped out in the library, and I will try and be here most evenings.