fic, by Angelina.
LEENZIE: BUT i feel too tired to do ANYTHING except type to you!
JAMESIE: write me IMfic ;P
LEENZIE: like, a fic via IM? ;P
JAMESIE: yes ;D
LEENZIE: what about?
JAMESIE: uhhh
JAMESIE: please write about Shifty Eyed Tim O
LEENZIE: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
LEENZIE: you should totes someday write a sequel to my birthday fic
LEENZIE: A SEXY SEQUEL
LEENZIE: omq, i am so daunted by your brilliance with him and his ever-morphing irish beverages that i am intimidated by the prospect of imficcing him XD
JAMESIE: HAHAHAHA
JAMESIE: of all the things to be daunted by XD
LEENZIE: i would write the sexy sequel but then i would kill myself
JAMESIE: nooooo
LEENZIE: trufax: at first i typed "sequel" as "sexuel" and then something vaguely resembling "seagull"
JAMESIE: write about him hosting a birthday party for rats
JAMESIE: HAHAHAHHA
LEENZIE: SEXUEL sounds like a character's name in some really bad porn parody of something
LEENZIE: shifty eyed tim o has such intricate character development that i am unsure if i could replicate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAMESIE: it does XD
JAMESIE: oh you fool XD
LEENZIE: ONCE UPON A TIME
LEENZIE: SHIFTY EYED TIM O
LEENZIE: WAS THROWING A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR IDK HIS BFF TEMPLETON
JAMESIE: this is great so far XD
LEENZIE: IT WAS A SURPRISE PARTY, THOUGH, AND HE WAS WORRIED THAT TEMPLETON WOULD ARRIVE BEFORE THE PLACE WAS ALL SET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAMESIE: make sure the guests are all awesome cameos
JAMESIE: NOOOO
LEENZIE: HIS SHIFTY EYES SHIFTED TOWARD THE FRONT DOOR AS HE WONDERED WHERE THE FRIG SPLINTER FROM NINJA MUTANT NINJA TURTLES AND THE MAIN RAT DUDE FROM RATATOUILLE WERE
LEENZIE: SUDDENLY, THE DOORBELL RANG (TO THE TUNE OF "DANNY BOY," NATCH)
LEENZIE: I JUST REALIZED THAT I WROTE "NINJA MUTANT NINJA TURTLES" INSTEAD OF "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES"; MY BAD
JAMESIE: omq the guests XD
LEENZIE: AND YES, THERE ARE ONLY TWO GUESTS BECAUSE I AM HAVING A HARD TIME THINKING OF FICTIONAL RATS. AND ALSO BECAUSE TEMPLETON IS AN UNPOPULAR MOFO
LEENZIE: ANYWAY I GUESS BY NOW YOU'RE WONDERING WHO RANG THE DOORBELL
LEENZIE: ...ME TOO
JAMESIE: sad XD
JAMESIE: HEY, people can show up too!
JAMESIE: make my Gleeboyfriend show up
LEENZIE: WELL YES BUT SHIFTY EYED TIM O IS SORT OF SPECIESIST AND THOUGHT THAT TEMPLETON SHOULD ONLY PARTY WITH HIS OWN KIND
JAMESIE: MEAN
LEENZIE: A HUMAN LIKE THAT, WHO'D KEEL YOUR BROTHER, &C
LEENZIE: BUT ANYWAY
LEENZIE: HE TOTALLY ANSWERED THE DOOR AND HIS SHIFTY GAZE SETTLED ON A CANADIAN FOOTBALL JERSEY-WEARING RAT WITH A PERMANENT :-D FACE
JAMESIE: omq yay
LEENZIE: HE WAS SHOCKED AND APPALLED AT THE PRESENCE OF AN UNINVITED PRISONER AND ALMOST GRABBED ONE OF HIS 35352357643743 GUNS BUT THEN REALIZED THAT WAS A TRAIT BELONGING TO A DIFFERENT TIM O CHARACTER
JAMESIE: HAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH
LEENZIE: LMAO AT HOW I TYPED "PRISONER" INSTEAD OF "VISITOR"
LEENZIE: FREUDIAN ISSUES MUCH
LEENZIE: OMQ WHY DO I DO SO MANY SOUNDALIKE TYPOS WHEN EXHAUSTED
JAMESIE: I am so enthralled with this plot XD
LEENZIE: ANYWAY THE CORY MONTEITH RAT TOTES STARTED SINGING "JESSE'S GIRL," AND SHIFTY-EYED TIM O WAS SO BLOWN AWAY BY THE PERFORMANCE THAT HE RIVERDANCED BACK FROM THE DOORWAY AND ALLOWED THE RAT TO ENTER
JAMESIE: I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT
LEENZIE: THEN SPLINTER AND RATATOUILLE RAT ARRIVED AND APOLOGIZED FOR THEIR TARDINESS WHILE ROLLING IN A GINORMOUS WHEEL OF CHEESE
LEENZIE: EXCEPT...THE CHEESE WHEEL LOOKED KINDA WEIRD BECAUSE THERE WAS A HOLE IN THE SIDE WITH A SHOE STICKING OUT
LEENZIE: *DUN DUN DUNNNNN*
JAMESIE: I am intrigued ;D
LEENZIE: ME TOO
JAMESIE: I AM WAITING
LEENZIE: AND SO WAS SHIFTY-EYED TIM O, BUT SINCE HE WANTED TO GIVE ME TIME TO MAKE SHIT UP, HE DECIDED TO ~BIDE HIS TIME~ AND WAIT FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT TO POUNCE ON THE CHEESY STOWAWAY
LEENZIE: SUDDENLY MARC SUMMERS DROPPED BY BECAUSE THIS IMFIC NEEDED MORE PUNS
LEENZIE: AND HE WAS IN AWE THAT THE TWO RATS HAD MANAGED TO CARRY SUCH AN IMPRESSIVE WHEEL OF CHEESE (IT WAS LIKE, 7 FEET IN CIRCUMFERENCE, GASP!)
JAMESIE: whoa XD
LEENZIE: "That's quite AN...aCHEESEment!" HE CHIRPED
LEENZIE: ...........
JAMESIE: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
LEENZIE: I am running out of ways to make this even remotely make sense XD
JAMESIE: you can't leave the cliffhanger!!!!!! ;P
LEENZIE: I will get to that ;D
JAMESIE: good ;P
LEENZIE: ANYWAY, SHIFTY-EYED TIM O VAGYEKY RECOGNIZED MARC SUMMERS FROM THE CAFE THAT ONE TIME AND, IN HIS EFFORTS TO BE A GRACIOUS IRISH HOST, FORCED A SMILE (THAT LOOKED MORE LIKE A GRIMACE) AND CHUCKLED MIRTHLESSLY AT MARC'S PUNNING
LEENZIE: BUT MARC SUMMERS COULDN'T LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE, OH NO
JAMESIE: omq continuity XD
LEENZIE: HE JUST HAD TO ADD THAT "Cheese wheels ARE a...GOUDA start to any celebration! :-D"
JAMESIE: AHAHAHAHA
LEENZIE: MEANWHILE FRASER AND VECCHIO WERE WALKING IN THE HALLWAY PAST THE OPEN APARTMENT DOOR BECAUSE, IDC, SHIFTY-EYED TIM O LIVED IN CHICAGO OR SOMETHING
LEENZIE: I'M SURE IT HAS A DECENT IRISH-AMERICAN POPULATION!
JAMESIE: XD
LEENZIE: ....ALSO THAT "VAGYEKY" UP THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY "VAGUELY"
she left it as a cliffhanger. :(
JAMESIE: write me IMfic ;P
LEENZIE: like, a fic via IM? ;P
JAMESIE: yes ;D
LEENZIE: what about?
JAMESIE: uhhh
JAMESIE: please write about Shifty Eyed Tim O
LEENZIE: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
LEENZIE: you should totes someday write a sequel to my birthday fic
LEENZIE: A SEXY SEQUEL
LEENZIE: omq, i am so daunted by your brilliance with him and his ever-morphing irish beverages that i am intimidated by the prospect of imficcing him XD
JAMESIE: HAHAHAHA
JAMESIE: of all the things to be daunted by XD
LEENZIE: i would write the sexy sequel but then i would kill myself
JAMESIE: nooooo
LEENZIE: trufax: at first i typed "sequel" as "sexuel" and then something vaguely resembling "seagull"
JAMESIE: write about him hosting a birthday party for rats
JAMESIE: HAHAHAHHA
LEENZIE: SEXUEL sounds like a character's name in some really bad porn parody of something
LEENZIE: shifty eyed tim o has such intricate character development that i am unsure if i could replicate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAMESIE: it does XD
JAMESIE: oh you fool XD
LEENZIE: ONCE UPON A TIME
LEENZIE: SHIFTY EYED TIM O
LEENZIE: WAS THROWING A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR IDK HIS BFF TEMPLETON
JAMESIE: this is great so far XD
LEENZIE: IT WAS A SURPRISE PARTY, THOUGH, AND HE WAS WORRIED THAT TEMPLETON WOULD ARRIVE BEFORE THE PLACE WAS ALL SET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAMESIE: make sure the guests are all awesome cameos
JAMESIE: NOOOO
LEENZIE: HIS SHIFTY EYES SHIFTED TOWARD THE FRONT DOOR AS HE WONDERED WHERE THE FRIG SPLINTER FROM NINJA MUTANT NINJA TURTLES AND THE MAIN RAT DUDE FROM RATATOUILLE WERE
LEENZIE: SUDDENLY, THE DOORBELL RANG (TO THE TUNE OF "DANNY BOY," NATCH)
LEENZIE: I JUST REALIZED THAT I WROTE "NINJA MUTANT NINJA TURTLES" INSTEAD OF "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES"; MY BAD
JAMESIE: omq the guests XD
LEENZIE: AND YES, THERE ARE ONLY TWO GUESTS BECAUSE I AM HAVING A HARD TIME THINKING OF FICTIONAL RATS. AND ALSO BECAUSE TEMPLETON IS AN UNPOPULAR MOFO
LEENZIE: ANYWAY I GUESS BY NOW YOU'RE WONDERING WHO RANG THE DOORBELL
LEENZIE: ...ME TOO
JAMESIE: sad XD
JAMESIE: HEY, people can show up too!
JAMESIE: make my Gleeboyfriend show up
LEENZIE: WELL YES BUT SHIFTY EYED TIM O IS SORT OF SPECIESIST AND THOUGHT THAT TEMPLETON SHOULD ONLY PARTY WITH HIS OWN KIND
JAMESIE: MEAN
LEENZIE: A HUMAN LIKE THAT, WHO'D KEEL YOUR BROTHER, &C
LEENZIE: BUT ANYWAY
LEENZIE: HE TOTALLY ANSWERED THE DOOR AND HIS SHIFTY GAZE SETTLED ON A CANADIAN FOOTBALL JERSEY-WEARING RAT WITH A PERMANENT :-D FACE
JAMESIE: omq yay
LEENZIE: HE WAS SHOCKED AND APPALLED AT THE PRESENCE OF AN UNINVITED PRISONER AND ALMOST GRABBED ONE OF HIS 35352357643743 GUNS BUT THEN REALIZED THAT WAS A TRAIT BELONGING TO A DIFFERENT TIM O CHARACTER
JAMESIE: HAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH
LEENZIE: LMAO AT HOW I TYPED "PRISONER" INSTEAD OF "VISITOR"
LEENZIE: FREUDIAN ISSUES MUCH
LEENZIE: OMQ WHY DO I DO SO MANY SOUNDALIKE TYPOS WHEN EXHAUSTED
JAMESIE: I am so enthralled with this plot XD
LEENZIE: ANYWAY THE CORY MONTEITH RAT TOTES STARTED SINGING "JESSE'S GIRL," AND SHIFTY-EYED TIM O WAS SO BLOWN AWAY BY THE PERFORMANCE THAT HE RIVERDANCED BACK FROM THE DOORWAY AND ALLOWED THE RAT TO ENTER
JAMESIE: I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT
LEENZIE: THEN SPLINTER AND RATATOUILLE RAT ARRIVED AND APOLOGIZED FOR THEIR TARDINESS WHILE ROLLING IN A GINORMOUS WHEEL OF CHEESE
LEENZIE: EXCEPT...THE CHEESE WHEEL LOOKED KINDA WEIRD BECAUSE THERE WAS A HOLE IN THE SIDE WITH A SHOE STICKING OUT
LEENZIE: *DUN DUN DUNNNNN*
JAMESIE: I am intrigued ;D
LEENZIE: ME TOO
JAMESIE: I AM WAITING
LEENZIE: AND SO WAS SHIFTY-EYED TIM O, BUT SINCE HE WANTED TO GIVE ME TIME TO MAKE SHIT UP, HE DECIDED TO ~BIDE HIS TIME~ AND WAIT FOR THE PERFECT MOMENT TO POUNCE ON THE CHEESY STOWAWAY
LEENZIE: SUDDENLY MARC SUMMERS DROPPED BY BECAUSE THIS IMFIC NEEDED MORE PUNS
LEENZIE: AND HE WAS IN AWE THAT THE TWO RATS HAD MANAGED TO CARRY SUCH AN IMPRESSIVE WHEEL OF CHEESE (IT WAS LIKE, 7 FEET IN CIRCUMFERENCE, GASP!)
JAMESIE: whoa XD
LEENZIE: "That's quite AN...aCHEESEment!" HE CHIRPED
LEENZIE: ...........
JAMESIE: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
LEENZIE: I am running out of ways to make this even remotely make sense XD
JAMESIE: you can't leave the cliffhanger!!!!!! ;P
LEENZIE: I will get to that ;D
JAMESIE: good ;P
LEENZIE: ANYWAY, SHIFTY-EYED TIM O VAGYEKY RECOGNIZED MARC SUMMERS FROM THE CAFE THAT ONE TIME AND, IN HIS EFFORTS TO BE A GRACIOUS IRISH HOST, FORCED A SMILE (THAT LOOKED MORE LIKE A GRIMACE) AND CHUCKLED MIRTHLESSLY AT MARC'S PUNNING
LEENZIE: BUT MARC SUMMERS COULDN'T LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE, OH NO
JAMESIE: omq continuity XD
LEENZIE: HE JUST HAD TO ADD THAT "Cheese wheels ARE a...GOUDA start to any celebration! :-D"
JAMESIE: AHAHAHAHA
LEENZIE: MEANWHILE FRASER AND VECCHIO WERE WALKING IN THE HALLWAY PAST THE OPEN APARTMENT DOOR BECAUSE, IDC, SHIFTY-EYED TIM O LIVED IN CHICAGO OR SOMETHING
LEENZIE: I'M SURE IT HAS A DECENT IRISH-AMERICAN POPULATION!
JAMESIE: XD
LEENZIE: ....ALSO THAT "VAGYEKY" UP THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY "VAGUELY"
she left it as a cliffhanger. :(