An Echolls Family Christmas (not cut, yo. Scroll if you wanna.)
Keith already inside, Logan enters an interrogation room on a comment about the décor. The words and the socialite "dahling" accent he puts on combine with such gay force that I have to jump up and grab my TV to keep it from flying out the window. The two of them grin at each other, and I guess bygones have become bygones, but I suppose being manhandled by male authority figures is par for the course for Logan. In more ways than one.
Keith asks how Logan managed to get the tapes for such a low price. Logan: "Why sir, I've always depended upon the kindness of strangers." It's a good thing I have Logan's email address now, because I want to ask him how Brokeback Mountain is, and I'm sure he saw it on opening night. In fact, it's probably the only thing he placed a higher priority on seeing than the sex tapes.
From TWoP, of course. Ah, at least while sad over the Duncanhate, I know I can always count of CB pointing out the total gayness of Logan.
Seriously, I so wish they all had the balls to make Logan even more clearly sexually ambiguious. Cause, I'm sorry, but there is NO WAY IN HELL that boy is completely straight.
Anyway. An Echolls Family Christmas never EVER fails to make me giddy and in love all over again. There is no moment in that episode that I do not LOVE. I love some moments MORE than others, but I love them all. Yep. Oh, love.
Actually, the only thing I don't love is that they didn't switch the order back on the DVD, so it still looks like this came before Silence of the Lamb, which is LAME.
- I love Veronica's handmade ornaments.
- I love Duncan singing and dancing and touching Weevil's head and Logan taking the bottle away from him and Duncan sitting down with the cutest little "Aww" of disappointment.
- Weevil: You know, you look pretty comfortable with that thing in your mouth. ---- NEVER NOT FUNNY.
- I love the boys' weird whooping enthusiam for the game that, according to people who know cards, is a sucky game anyway. ;P
- I love Logan's "but the river's gonna get ya."
- Holy SHIT, how much do I love, when Logan loses spectacularly, his cigar just slowly droops down in his mouth. Best visual comedy ever.
- I love when Duncan laughs at him, he pokes Logan in the cheek.
- Weevil: Now...do I have to turn each of you upside-down and shake you? ---- XD XD And then Duncan raises his hand in the cutest "whadya gonna do?" way.
- Um, hi, the boxers. THE BOXERS. I quite obviously love this part. "Did you guys call each other?"
- Duncan covering his nipples, slumped in on himself and Logan standing, chest puffed out, hands on his hips, cigar in his mouth. Will never not be adorable.
- Sean: This is the worst game of strip poker ever. ---- BIG TO DIFFER INDEED.
- There will never be a better teaser.
- I love Veronica saying she's sick of not having money, and Wallace patting his chest in the cutest half sarcastic, half sympathetic gesture.
- I want to read Duncan's journal.
- I will never not love the head tilt exchange.
- I'm telling you, a Logan/Weevil and Veronica/Lamb prom double date would be the BEST EPISODE EVER. It would top this one, which is so far impossible.
- God, how I love this whole scene. The prom thing, "I could be bored to DEATH" - a line which I always without fail recite out loud when it comes, Logan's bored expressions throughout, and of course "ouch! You got me!" God, Weevil, you're so awesome.
- I love the first apparence of Logan's twirly moustache gesture.
- I love the utter brilliance of the pool scene. Logan's so resigned to it. And Weevil is the only one who cares about his boyfriend notices.
- I love the subtle point that both Echolls parents seem to like Keith and vice versa.
- I fucking LOVE the delivery of Duncan's simple "Hello." to Weevil. It's hilarious! He comes in all bouncy and crap, and then is just like "...?" Heeee.
- I love the single cutest moment like, ever. Logan offers a cookie or whatever, Duncan opens his mouth all happylike, Logan pops the cookie in his OWN mouth, and Duncan pretty much just nods like "yeah yeah" and they move on. XD XD
- Oh, oh! I love the little fight. Duncan glaaaares daggers at Logan, calls him a jackass. "What, are we breaking up now?" D'awwwww.
- I love Logan's total BOYness when he's playing the video game.
- I love his telling Veronica to mush. Mush!
- I friggin love the snorting drugs gesture Logan does.
- I love that he says Conner's got something against him, just because he told a story about Rosie Perez thinking he was a girl. Like, you just tell yourself that, Logan. Heeee!
- I love Weevil's literal pointing and laughing at Logan getting a purse.
- I love the PAIN of Sean's "Connor, you really are like the son Aaron Echolls never had" comment. Like, damn.
- God, the arm movements when Logan says "Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy." brings ME joy. Like, insane amounts.
- And of course, tiny blonde one. See, THIS is how I like Veronica and Logan. Mutual snark, some cruel comments tossed in, reluctant familiarness and semi friendship. God, it was so awesome, and they fucking ruined it all. It'll never be like this again. :(
- The whole reason I decided to make this post: Duncan trying to pay for the pizza. Logan grabbing his wallet. Duncan to Sean: At least I take out of my wallet unlike some cheap ass people. BEST DELIEVERY LIKE, EVER. I don't even know why. No one ever mentions this line, and it's just so.. incredibly hilarious to me.
- Logan: Pa rum pum pum.
- I love Wallace on the other phone line.
- That caterer person was so eager to spill.
- Weevil: I told your mother to clean up.
- I will never not love Aaron circling three names. That ass. :P
- Isn't it just shocking that I LOVE Sean telling Logan and Duncan to kiss and make up? And that Logan blows a kiss?
- I love Duncan's reactions to Veronica during the whole "I WILL play poker with you bitches" spiel.
- I love Logan's camo pants. ;P
- There should TOTALLY be a VMars Slash site called "How Very Musical Theatre Of You".
- I so utterly adore Logan looking like, HURT at Duncan drinking iced tea and then grabbing the bottle to smell it.
- And then he looks hurt again when learning that Sean did it! D'aww.
- That chick sucking on the olive never fails to crack me up yet terrify me. ;P
- WHERE'S WEEVIL! And the random chick who looks horrified at him!
- Ok, dude. The make up scene. So adorable. So much love. They can't look at each other cause they're boys, dude. But then Logan DOES look, so Duncan does too. And the way Logan says "yeah" when Duncan asks if they're ok? Just. Um. I'm sorry, but how could anyone see or hear that and not hear the frickin LOVE dripping from his voice?!
- I love Jake grabbing Celeste and yell-whispering. Dun dun dun.
- That ending.. oh yes. This episode is pure perfection from start to finish. The choir singing, the chaos, the voice over. Wow. Never fails to kick.
..Kick ASS. ;P ::is lame::
Well, that concludes my last Christmas post. :( Of the year, since we haven't had our Christmas in crappyCalifornia yet, of course. I'm listening to my last Christmas songs for the next ten months. It's over. Done. Sigh.
I'll miss you, Christmas.
Keith asks how Logan managed to get the tapes for such a low price. Logan: "Why sir, I've always depended upon the kindness of strangers." It's a good thing I have Logan's email address now, because I want to ask him how Brokeback Mountain is, and I'm sure he saw it on opening night. In fact, it's probably the only thing he placed a higher priority on seeing than the sex tapes.
From TWoP, of course. Ah, at least while sad over the Duncanhate, I know I can always count of CB pointing out the total gayness of Logan.
Seriously, I so wish they all had the balls to make Logan even more clearly sexually ambiguious. Cause, I'm sorry, but there is NO WAY IN HELL that boy is completely straight.
Anyway. An Echolls Family Christmas never EVER fails to make me giddy and in love all over again. There is no moment in that episode that I do not LOVE. I love some moments MORE than others, but I love them all. Yep. Oh, love.
Actually, the only thing I don't love is that they didn't switch the order back on the DVD, so it still looks like this came before Silence of the Lamb, which is LAME.
- I love Veronica's handmade ornaments.
- I love Duncan singing and dancing and touching Weevil's head and Logan taking the bottle away from him and Duncan sitting down with the cutest little "Aww" of disappointment.
- Weevil: You know, you look pretty comfortable with that thing in your mouth. ---- NEVER NOT FUNNY.
- I love the boys' weird whooping enthusiam for the game that, according to people who know cards, is a sucky game anyway. ;P
- I love Logan's "but the river's gonna get ya."
- Holy SHIT, how much do I love, when Logan loses spectacularly, his cigar just slowly droops down in his mouth. Best visual comedy ever.
- I love when Duncan laughs at him, he pokes Logan in the cheek.
- Weevil: Now...do I have to turn each of you upside-down and shake you? ---- XD XD And then Duncan raises his hand in the cutest "whadya gonna do?" way.
- Um, hi, the boxers. THE BOXERS. I quite obviously love this part. "Did you guys call each other?"
- Duncan covering his nipples, slumped in on himself and Logan standing, chest puffed out, hands on his hips, cigar in his mouth. Will never not be adorable.
- Sean: This is the worst game of strip poker ever. ---- BIG TO DIFFER INDEED.
- There will never be a better teaser.
- I love Veronica saying she's sick of not having money, and Wallace patting his chest in the cutest half sarcastic, half sympathetic gesture.
- I want to read Duncan's journal.
- I will never not love the head tilt exchange.
- I'm telling you, a Logan/Weevil and Veronica/Lamb prom double date would be the BEST EPISODE EVER. It would top this one, which is so far impossible.
- God, how I love this whole scene. The prom thing, "I could be bored to DEATH" - a line which I always without fail recite out loud when it comes, Logan's bored expressions throughout, and of course "ouch! You got me!" God, Weevil, you're so awesome.
- I love the first apparence of Logan's twirly moustache gesture.
- I love the utter brilliance of the pool scene. Logan's so resigned to it. And Weevil is the only one who cares about his boyfriend notices.
- I love the subtle point that both Echolls parents seem to like Keith and vice versa.
- I fucking LOVE the delivery of Duncan's simple "Hello." to Weevil. It's hilarious! He comes in all bouncy and crap, and then is just like "...?" Heeee.
- I love the single cutest moment like, ever. Logan offers a cookie or whatever, Duncan opens his mouth all happylike, Logan pops the cookie in his OWN mouth, and Duncan pretty much just nods like "yeah yeah" and they move on. XD XD
- Oh, oh! I love the little fight. Duncan glaaaares daggers at Logan, calls him a jackass. "What, are we breaking up now?" D'awwwww.
- I love Logan's total BOYness when he's playing the video game.
- I love his telling Veronica to mush. Mush!
- I friggin love the snorting drugs gesture Logan does.
- I love that he says Conner's got something against him, just because he told a story about Rosie Perez thinking he was a girl. Like, you just tell yourself that, Logan. Heeee!
- I love Weevil's literal pointing and laughing at Logan getting a purse.
- I love the PAIN of Sean's "Connor, you really are like the son Aaron Echolls never had" comment. Like, damn.
- God, the arm movements when Logan says "Hey, your peskiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy." brings ME joy. Like, insane amounts.
- And of course, tiny blonde one. See, THIS is how I like Veronica and Logan. Mutual snark, some cruel comments tossed in, reluctant familiarness and semi friendship. God, it was so awesome, and they fucking ruined it all. It'll never be like this again. :(
- The whole reason I decided to make this post: Duncan trying to pay for the pizza. Logan grabbing his wallet. Duncan to Sean: At least I take out of my wallet unlike some cheap ass people. BEST DELIEVERY LIKE, EVER. I don't even know why. No one ever mentions this line, and it's just so.. incredibly hilarious to me.
- Logan: Pa rum pum pum.
- I love Wallace on the other phone line.
- That caterer person was so eager to spill.
- Weevil: I told your mother to clean up.
- I will never not love Aaron circling three names. That ass. :P
- Isn't it just shocking that I LOVE Sean telling Logan and Duncan to kiss and make up? And that Logan blows a kiss?
- I love Duncan's reactions to Veronica during the whole "I WILL play poker with you bitches" spiel.
- I love Logan's camo pants. ;P
- There should TOTALLY be a VMars Slash site called "How Very Musical Theatre Of You".
- I so utterly adore Logan looking like, HURT at Duncan drinking iced tea and then grabbing the bottle to smell it.
- And then he looks hurt again when learning that Sean did it! D'aww.
- That chick sucking on the olive never fails to crack me up yet terrify me. ;P
- WHERE'S WEEVIL! And the random chick who looks horrified at him!
- Ok, dude. The make up scene. So adorable. So much love. They can't look at each other cause they're boys, dude. But then Logan DOES look, so Duncan does too. And the way Logan says "yeah" when Duncan asks if they're ok? Just. Um. I'm sorry, but how could anyone see or hear that and not hear the frickin LOVE dripping from his voice?!
- I love Jake grabbing Celeste and yell-whispering. Dun dun dun.
- That ending.. oh yes. This episode is pure perfection from start to finish. The choir singing, the chaos, the voice over. Wow. Never fails to kick.
..Kick ASS. ;P ::is lame::
Well, that concludes my last Christmas post. :( Of the year, since we haven't had our Christmas in crappyCalifornia yet, of course. I'm listening to my last Christmas songs for the next ten months. It's over. Done. Sigh.
I'll miss you, Christmas.