let me tell you a story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down
last night, man o man
i finally went to a male sleaze shake (aka labare's)!!
me, lauren(deanna) and megan get dress and head on down to ft. lauderdale to labares...
we get there and it seems like a really nice place, it could be a nice club if there wasnt guys wearing thongs!
we went in and literally there was only 7 women in the whole place. it made me feel bad for the guys b/c that means that they werent making so much money. ok so there were some really hot dancers. let me set the stage for you (no pun intended) there was 5 stages 4 minis and then the main, all had guys in their skivvies. the minis had guys in constant rotation and dancing all the time, and on the main stage they had 2 ropes that the guys could swing from, and they would come out wearing cloths some were silly some were i mean 1 came out as a werewolf and one as a hillbilly and then some come out in leather pant and as business men, until they got necked that is. we told them that it was megans birthday so they constantly made he get up for the dances but some of they guys were sleeze balls (and by some i mean all) they would tell us to stick the money in your pants or shirts and they would take it out w/ thier mouths and lick you and crap and make you touch thier bodies it was repulsive in my opinion. i felt sleezy being in that place degrading men like that, this one time i got up to give money and the guy literall rub/smaked my face w/ his petcy, it was the grossest thing i have ever had happen to me, was that supposed to turn me on or something! and when lauren went up the guy swung on the ropes and almost hit her, hello something was wrong w/ those guys. now a megan story, the guys asked he to put money in her pants and he stuck his hand down her pants!!! funny thing: this one time the announcer said whoever wants to see this guy take his clothes off say hell ya and nobody answered, that funnies thing ever. ok let me jump forward b/c it was all the same until...
this 87 yr old man got up on stage in his speedo and started dancing the good dance, he was so cute up there i can even begin to tell you i had to get up and give him my money b/c damn he was the best part of that night (b/c y'all know my thing w/ cute old men, not to fuck but to like are cute and that makes me want to get old really fast) so when i went up i had to lift a piece of flab hangin over his bathing suit but i got that money safe and sound, have no worries! once he got off we watch 2 more men and left that joint!! we went to denny and had an early breakfast and went home basically, but all in all it was a fun night even though the guys could have done so much more w/ their lives !!
until nest time,
stephy
i finally went to a male sleaze shake (aka labare's)!!
me, lauren(deanna) and megan get dress and head on down to ft. lauderdale to labares...
we get there and it seems like a really nice place, it could be a nice club if there wasnt guys wearing thongs!
we went in and literally there was only 7 women in the whole place. it made me feel bad for the guys b/c that means that they werent making so much money. ok so there were some really hot dancers. let me set the stage for you (no pun intended) there was 5 stages 4 minis and then the main, all had guys in their skivvies. the minis had guys in constant rotation and dancing all the time, and on the main stage they had 2 ropes that the guys could swing from, and they would come out wearing cloths some were silly some were i mean 1 came out as a werewolf and one as a hillbilly and then some come out in leather pant and as business men, until they got necked that is. we told them that it was megans birthday so they constantly made he get up for the dances but some of they guys were sleeze balls (and by some i mean all) they would tell us to stick the money in your pants or shirts and they would take it out w/ thier mouths and lick you and crap and make you touch thier bodies it was repulsive in my opinion. i felt sleezy being in that place degrading men like that, this one time i got up to give money and the guy literall rub/smaked my face w/ his petcy, it was the grossest thing i have ever had happen to me, was that supposed to turn me on or something! and when lauren went up the guy swung on the ropes and almost hit her, hello something was wrong w/ those guys. now a megan story, the guys asked he to put money in her pants and he stuck his hand down her pants!!! funny thing: this one time the announcer said whoever wants to see this guy take his clothes off say hell ya and nobody answered, that funnies thing ever. ok let me jump forward b/c it was all the same until...
this 87 yr old man got up on stage in his speedo and started dancing the good dance, he was so cute up there i can even begin to tell you i had to get up and give him my money b/c damn he was the best part of that night (b/c y'all know my thing w/ cute old men, not to fuck but to like are cute and that makes me want to get old really fast) so when i went up i had to lift a piece of flab hangin over his bathing suit but i got that money safe and sound, have no worries! once he got off we watch 2 more men and left that joint!! we went to denny and had an early breakfast and went home basically, but all in all it was a fun night even though the guys could have done so much more w/ their lives !!
until nest time,
stephy