Its meeee......
Ahoy-hoy!
I went to Julia's. I went to the Battley Variety Club. The Battley Variety Club is also known as Frontier's. I thought it was odd. I thought it was very odd. I drunk lots and lots of alcohol. I drunk so much alcohol I became sober again. I was with Sian. Sian is pretty pretty. I like her ga-lots. I then came home. I played Pitch and Putt with Sian near my house. It was really good fun. Sian was very good. I was better. I cooked pizza. Not very well though. I went to watch the football. I went with Sian and Mummy and Daddy and Lee-lam and Frances. It was nice. We we're absolutely fooking shocking but somehow escaped with a point *ahem*. I like football. Football is fun. When I grow up I want to be a footballer. When I grow up I also want to be a train driver. Sian went home. I was sad. Very sad. I went to work. It was hot. I went to court. It was hotter. I bought a barrister a cup of tea. He bought me lunch. Free food is yummy.
(What the heeby-jeebies is quixotic?)
I went to Julia's. I went to the Battley Variety Club. The Battley Variety Club is also known as Frontier's. I thought it was odd. I thought it was very odd. I drunk lots and lots of alcohol. I drunk so much alcohol I became sober again. I was with Sian. Sian is pretty pretty. I like her ga-lots. I then came home. I played Pitch and Putt with Sian near my house. It was really good fun. Sian was very good. I was better. I cooked pizza. Not very well though. I went to watch the football. I went with Sian and Mummy and Daddy and Lee-lam and Frances. It was nice. We we're absolutely fooking shocking but somehow escaped with a point *ahem*. I like football. Football is fun. When I grow up I want to be a footballer. When I grow up I also want to be a train driver. Sian went home. I was sad. Very sad. I went to work. It was hot. I went to court. It was hotter. I bought a barrister a cup of tea. He bought me lunch. Free food is yummy.
(What the heeby-jeebies is quixotic?)