036. [voice]

[snooktastic]

[Olive stands at the top of the stairs, wearing a pink, tight-fitting leotard that's cut down to nearly her navel, matching thigh-high high-heeled boots, a ridiculous mask, and elbow-length gloves.]

Ahahaha! Ahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

[Of course, this sounds the exact opposite of intimidating or threatening, but shut up, she's trying.]I'm going

Comments

[silversoul_xx]

Uh, so what are we supposed to be doing, exactly? Why's everyone talking like they're some pimp's crack whore?

[snooktastic]

No, we're just having fun! Are you a hero or a villain?

[silversoul_xx]

...I'm in pink spandex and I have a muffin on my head.

Actually not sure.

[snooktastic]

...

[Have hysterical laughter.]

I kind of want to beat you up regardless~

[silversoul_xx]

Thought you were supposed to be nice. What if I'm on your side?

[snooktastic]

Villains generally don't have baked goods on their heads. Are you one?

[silversoul_xx]

Dunno.

But I can shoot chocolate syrup out of my nose. That's pretty cool.

[snooktastic]

That's pretty neat, I guess.

Wanna be my sidekick?

[silversoul_xx]

Uh, which side you on again?

[snooktastic]

I'm a bad guy.

[silversoul_xx]

Y'know, there actually seem to be a lot more meanies than heroes out there.

I'm probably going to lie under a rock until this has al blown over.

[snooktastic]

That's because being bad is more fun.

Oh, you're such a killjoy! Come on! What's the good of squirting chocolate sauce out of your nose if you don't use it?

[silversoul_xx]

I can make all sorts of stuff for myself.

That, and I'm lazy.

[snooktastic]

You're no fun at all! Come on, wreak a little havoc with me?

[silversoul_xx]

...Honestly, I don't want to hurt anybody.

That would take too much energy.

[snooktastic]

Aw, fine, Mr. I-Never-Want-to-Have-Fun. But when you wanna cause mayhem later, don't come crying to me.