HAPPY BDAY SAM!
AHHHH! It feels like I havent updated in YEARS!
lol. School finally started (as you all know) & being a senior fukin ROCKS! Its sooo wierd the way time flies and things change.
Let me just say, its been a great first week back. At first, I thought that coming to school, and confronting my past (
Ok, so this update isnt about me... its about SAM!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUPERMAC!!!
Dearest Samantha MacIntosh,
lol. first and foremost, HAPPY 16th BDAY! ahhh SAMMI POO... what can i say?! I`ve only known you for like what, 2 years? and you have been such an AWESOME FRIEND. you seriously are an amazing person. There arent a lot of people out there like you. Thank you sooo much for always being there for me...
Here are some things we love about you SAM:
"HE DOESNT FUCKIN LIKE YOU.... GO AWAY!" lmaooo your brutal honesty
"CROTCHAROACHES" lmaooo your sense of humor...
"AWW YOU DONT FEEL GOD? GO TO CHURCH?" (lmao... Britney saying she doesnt feel GOOD, but you thought she said GOD") your blondeness....
"MY KNEES HURT....ICE ME!" your sicknesses.
ME: "IS MY HOUSE BORING?" YOU: "NO, I SLEEP EVERYWHERE I GO": your laziness
"HE LOOKS LIKE DUMBO...": your criticism about guys i just happen to like.
"YOU CANT GO OUT WITH HIM... EWWW YUCK.." more criticism about guys I like....but you dont approve.
"I HAVE MORE FATTNESS THAN YOU".... the fattness you dont have .
"DAMN BITCH HUNG UP ON ME".....your angriness when I hang up on you.
"BITCHESSSSSSSSS".... when you and Brit scream BITCHESSSSS at the top of your lungs, and almost blow my ear off through the phone.
"YOU ARE SO DRUNK".... when you state the OBVIOUS.
"I`M A TRAINER I CAN FIX IT".... your a TRAINER... (that automatically makes you cool)
ME: What happened to KPs nose: YOU: I broke it...... ME: What happened to Danny's shoulder? YOU: I broke it....
Me: What happened to that kid's ankle? YOU: I broke it....ME: Whats up with Junior's leg? YOU: I broke it...
YOU ARE A BULLY!
"MY MUSCLES ARE BIGGER" your big muscles.
DONT WE ALL LOVE SUPER MAC?! indeed Sam, Its hard to love you kiddo. You're a great person, and an amazing friend... a total poo-head. lol. I hope your bday is all you wish for and more! I`m always here for you... CROTCHAROACHY!
Love,
Mommy, Daddy, Bobo, Aunt Pam, and Brit. (The Family)
