Cheating bitch
So hello y'all :)
I'm still alive, it's just that I've been cheating on snooker with rugby union. I had never in my life watched any rugby before the start of the Six Nations (which just ended in a most superb way), but I picked my team and stayed with it and it even won! So yeah. Wohoo! for Wales.
They really were the best, not that I have much experience to draw on in saying so, but they smegging ruled. England and Scotland were just plain boring, the French were ok, but they seemed to try to cap the entire nation.
Now I'm going through snooker and rugby withdrawal. Shoot.
Good thing that China Open is on in not too long! Surely this could be Ali's tournament?! My little cute-as-a-button snooker player (I'm not sure he'll recognise himself in that description, but batshit fans go with the territory, I'm afraid. I promise, though, that I shall never contact him) is really sailing up as the next mr Almost of snooker. This should not happen! He's got loads of match practice now, he's been playing beautiful, beautiful snooker and he's due for a win. I want Ryan Day and Ali Carter in the final. So there. Hm. Effing eff. What about Mags? Ok. I want Ali Carter, Ryan Day, Mags and Jiggins in the semis.
Perhaps I should venture deeper into the forest of rugby union. I have a feeling that the Ospreys will be my choice of team, seeing as the Welsh lineup was basically the Ospreys with two exceptions. Plus they've got ickle Shane.
Oh, sweet Lord, shoot me now! I'm turning into a sports fanatic.
Great things about rugby: There's a position called 'hooker'. There's 'scrummage'. Fly-halves. Scrum-halves. Lots of arse. Great arse. Not pudding-snooker-arse. Sexist? Moi? :o
I'm still alive, it's just that I've been cheating on snooker with rugby union. I had never in my life watched any rugby before the start of the Six Nations (which just ended in a most superb way), but I picked my team and stayed with it and it even won! So yeah. Wohoo! for Wales.
They really were the best, not that I have much experience to draw on in saying so, but they smegging ruled. England and Scotland were just plain boring, the French were ok, but they seemed to try to cap the entire nation.
Now I'm going through snooker and rugby withdrawal. Shoot.
Good thing that China Open is on in not too long! Surely this could be Ali's tournament?! My little cute-as-a-button snooker player (I'm not sure he'll recognise himself in that description, but batshit fans go with the territory, I'm afraid. I promise, though, that I shall never contact him) is really sailing up as the next mr Almost of snooker. This should not happen! He's got loads of match practice now, he's been playing beautiful, beautiful snooker and he's due for a win. I want Ryan Day and Ali Carter in the final. So there. Hm. Effing eff. What about Mags? Ok. I want Ali Carter, Ryan Day, Mags and Jiggins in the semis.
Perhaps I should venture deeper into the forest of rugby union. I have a feeling that the Ospreys will be my choice of team, seeing as the Welsh lineup was basically the Ospreys with two exceptions. Plus they've got ickle Shane.
Oh, sweet Lord, shoot me now! I'm turning into a sports fanatic.
Great things about rugby: There's a position called 'hooker'. There's 'scrummage'. Fly-halves. Scrum-halves. Lots of arse. Great arse. Not pudding-snooker-arse. Sexist? Moi? :o