Deep philosophical conversations with Jake

[snoogans14]

~^*So Jake was offering me advice on how to rectify a certain slump I am in at the moment, and the following dialogue ensued:

ibrokn: well then you need to find that sexy arc wielder of all your lustfilled fantasies to mend it

SNOOGANS14: hahahhhaa

SNOOGANS14: is that so?

ibrokn: yep

ibrokn: and then throw him to the curb

ibrokn: nothing will make you feel better than to reject someone

SNOOGANS14: nono

SNOOGANS14: I don't like to do that to people

ibrokn: oh

SNOOGANS14: bad karma, you know?

ibrokn: yeah

ibrokn: you can't fuck with karma

ibrokn: i try not to

SNOOGANS14: word

ibrokn: karma will reward me one day

SNOOGANS14: I believe it

ibrokn: probably not with a porsche though

SNOOGANS14: haha

SNOOGANS14: with what?

ibrokn: probably a geo prism or something

SNOOGANS14: I think I have a jar of Jelly Bellie's coming my way

ibrokn: you are doing better than me

SNOOGANS14: hahahhahahaa

Gotta love Jake~a~licious! Don't worry, kids, the "taboo post" is making its way to a Kimbaliyah journal near you! Mwahahahaha!