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[snoochieboochys]

I woke up this morning and a pirate was on top of me, attempting to strangle me and screaming "YARRRR WHERE"S MY BOOTY."
i said "right here" and slapped my ass.

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[galina208]

while this was going on i was eating chocolate chip pancakes you made. thanks.

[viciousvxnlaura]

If he was a gay pirate, you should have directed him to Jerry's deli--- right, right??? yeah

[snoochieboochys]

this is true.

there are a plethora of gay pirates at jerrys.

[bright_eyes18]

ellie add me its stephanie, your journal is the funniest thing ive ever had the pleasure of reading