that guessing game shit
1. ive known you since before kindergarden and youve been one of my best friends since then. weve been going to the same school as each other forever too. we have so many good memories together including going to the beach and seeing that fat ass couple falling in the water.
2. even though i tell you youre not, you really are really funny. you always make me laugh. our favorite game is you dont know jack and we invented jew soccer. you were the one that hit the baby in the face with that big red ball and youre a big jew.
3. our relationship has gotten so much better in the past year. theres still room for improvement though. soemtimes we act like best friends and other times we act like how we used to act. like 5 years ago you spit a loogie in my hair so thanks.
4. youre another one of my best friends. we have like 52497365293 inside jokes. we met because or parents were fighting each other in court hahaha.
5. ive known you since kindergarden. we werent really friends until 6th grade though. our relationship has had its good and bad times over the years but now its at the best spot its been in for a while and were really close. i love it.
6. i met you in piano last year and you put me on your guess thing so i feel like i have to put you on mine. youre convinced i only talk to you for your breastacles. you also had a dream that we had sex. haha.